white rabbits

BY : foxyboy
Category: DC Verse Cartoons > The New Adventures of Batman
Dragon prints: 1751
Disclaimer: I do not own The New Adventures of Batman. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

WHITE RABBITS By foxyboy
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Note : i donot own batman or any that syombolizes them--means i dont own mad hatter---or that dude who wrote alice and wonderland...lyrics are by jefferson airplanes....now....BUGGER OFF!! AND READ MAH STOREH!!
_____________________________________________________________________________________________The mad hatter sat on an old creeky bed he was dressed in his hatter costume and top hat, he sighed tiredly and bend over and picked up a book---alice in wonder land. Turning on the radio he laid back, and pulled out a bag of weed and started to make a blunt, once done he lit it, and took a puff, he coughted and had that classic mad hatter grin then started to read, while smoking weed. he was getting high and he started laughing a little bit...music played, oldies. about half an hour he was really stoned that he spaced out---seeing things.....wonderland-things he saw a white rabbit in the middle of the room it twitched its nose and whiskers its pink eyes stared--then it spoke "i'm late! i'm late! deary me! i'm late!" he hops away, the mad hatter got up and followed it "wait!!" he called out and started chasing it. all the while the music still played.



One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall


As he chased he saw it go into a hole, he jumped in after him and he fell in the deep black hold then hit the ground and shook his head, he saw the rabbit go inside a door, he looked at thew door knob which told him to take the pills on the table---"one makes you larger...and the other makes you small." he said. The mad hatter nodded and took a pill---he grew insize and freaked out, quickly he took the pill that made him small...and he open the door and went in, he searched for the rabbit. he then met up with the caterpiller he asked him "you seen a white rabbit?" his reply was---"no." the hatter gazed at him, as he smoked his pipe "can i have some-?" he reply... "NO!" the hatter was pissed now since the catterpiller was hogging the good shit, he pounced on him and choked him to death with a sidoic grin after he tossed the dead body he started to puff the pipe and got even more high eyes blood shot, a grin wide as he did. he turn and saw the rabbit and chased him once more. "wait! come here a moment!"



And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small


He fell down on the ground and got up and kept chasing passing the tea party, the small house. and everything in between. and on the chest board. and go up looking around and ate a mushroom then was near him. and then, he saw the rabbit. with the queen.

The rabbit pointed to him "He murdered the catterpiller!!"the hatter frown and stick the finger at him the queen got up and wheild an axe. and every one was watching him, alice, twitle dee and twitle dumb, the doe-doe bird, the white knight. the cheshire cat. his mind was spinning everything begain to get colorful as images moved around and everyone seem to surround him and alice. gazed at him and knelt to him--kissed him and he smiled his classic smile. "mmm...oh alice."

When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

Then the queen cried out. "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!" he looked in terror and grabed alice as they both ran from her, and an army of card-men all the while the white knight spoke backwards going through the woods and brushes. sweating and panicing getting near the door. a little mouse came out and said as he pointed to the door "almost! almost! hurry! hurry!!!"



When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head"


He went through the door. and it was over.
there, laid the hatter on his old bed, asleep. burnt out blunt in hand, book in the other.
the scent of weed filled the air. the spokesman of the radio said-"And that was white rabbits by jefferson airplanes!"

The hatter slept peacfully. in his dreams of wonderland and his beloved alice.

THE END



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