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Poor Unfortunate Souls	By : keraziekane Category: DC Verse Cartoons - Teen Titans > Threesomes Plus Views: 11088 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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The Titans were walking past a large circular outdoor mall, enjoying a nice day in the sun. Starfire carried a tiny pink bag, holding it in front of her. She smiled wide and hummed a random pop tune she heard on the radio and made Cyborg play it repeatedly the entire drive there. Behind her was Raven, covered in her traditional navy blue cloak, carried a medium sized black bag that had scribbled languages all over the front of it. Behind both of them were Beast Boy, Robin and Cyborg, each of them carrying large pink bags and boxes. They lagged behind tremendously, sweating bullets.

“Star?” Robin asked, panting as Starfire turned around and nodded with a smile.

“Yes Robin?” Starfire asked happily, blinking at him and the others.

“Why did you have the buy the entire store?” Robin nearly fell to his knees from the weight of the boxes that were on his shoulders and the bags in his hands.

Starfire brought a finger up to her lips and looked up at the sky for a moment, “They have the cute pink things that people wear.”

“Dude, what are you talking about?” Beast Boy asked, his tongue literally drooping to the ground.

Starfire giggled and rummaged through her tiny bag and pulled out a purple frilly thong. She held it up with both fingers and stretched it for the boys. Raven rolled her eyes and pulled a book out from the bag. She levitated it in front of her and began to read. Robin, Beast Boy and Cyborg’s eyes toppled out of their sockets as Robin began to turn bright red. Starfire giggled again and shoved it back into the bag.

“I have bought one for all of you too!” She announced, watching them all, save Raven, crash onto the floor.

Robin held his finger up through the mess of bags and boxes, “Uh, Star…”

“Those are for girls, man!” Cyborg finished, punching himself out of the pile of pink and purple boxes and bags.

Starfire looked taken aback and brought a finger to her lips, “Oh? Well then, Raven may you take some of the frilly undergarments that are for girls?”

Beast Boy suddenly inched in next to Raven nudging her, “Yeah Raven! You want a thong or two?”

Raven looked away from her book and down at Beast Boy. He yelped as he noticed the pulsating vein in her forehead and inched away from her. Starfire crept up and began to poke the vein before Raven took a step to the side.

“I’m good.” Raven responded, levitating her book back in front of her.

“But friend Raven! It will be a gift!” Starfire said, diving into the boxes and bags as Robin finally freed himself from the mess, “There are blue ones, and orange ones…” Starfire began to hold up each and every thong she had bought at the store in the air for Raven to see, “Oh! There are black ones. Raven likes black, does she not?”

Raven said nothing but the vein on her forehead seemed to triple in size. She calmed herself down and continued to read her book. Starfire, having gotten the hint, sighed sadly and packed everything up. She lifted everything onto her shoulder like they were nothing.

“Shall we enjoy some refreshments of soda pop and mustard?” Starfire asked, watching the boys groan at their sore muscles.

Starfire smiled happily and bounced off toward the pizza parlor. She stopped short of Raven and handed her a small bag before taking off again. Raven didn’t even have to look into the bag to know what it was. Instead, she shoved it into her own black bag and closed her book, joining it with the contents of the pink bag.

The team began to head off toward the pizza parlor but was stopped when they heard a crowd of people run from the other side of the mall, followed by a large explosion. They all turned and watched a large puff of smoke billow out of a large stereo store. Gizmo, the tiny genius, walked out of the smoke via his large mechanical spider legs clutching onto several music players and cell phones. Jinx followed after with a pile of electronic accessories. Both of them stared over at the Titans and then looked at each other.

Starfire dropped her boxes and bags as Raven levitated her bag over to the pile, making it stick out like a sore thumb. Robin pulled his bo staff out and pointed it at Mammoth, who had just appeared with a large television screen over his shoulder.

“Titans Go!” He called, the usual phrase of the day meaning it was time to kick evil booty.

Starfire and Raven shot out first, flying upward into the sky before pounding the HIVE members with blasts. Raven grabbed onto the stolen merchandise and placed it back in their original position while covering Beast Boy from the large television that was thrown at him by Mammoth. He looked up and non-verbally thanked her, making her smile.

Kyd Wykkyd stepped out and looked up, watching Raven fly around as Gizmo shot lasers at her and Starfire. He pulled his cloak around him, disappearing into space, before appearing behind her. Kyd Wykkyd kicked his boot into the back of Raven, causing her to plummet from the air before barely catching herself. Starfire growled and fired several starbolts at him, only to have him disappear again.

Raven flew upward as Kyd Wykkyd appeared several feet away from her. Both held their hands out and clashed. Raven was knocked back and hit in the side by one of Jinx’s bolts, sending her careening to the ground. She grunted as she rose, only to be kicked down by Kyd Wykkyd and then kicked to the side by Seemore.

“Enough!” Raven shouted eerily, lifting boy Seemore and Kyd Wykkyd up in the air and slamming them into the wall.

She rose to a shaky start and created a bubble around herself as Jinx twirled around, firing bolt after bolt at her. All Raven could think was where was everyone? She was practically fighting the entire team by herself! She felt some one creep up behind her and turned her head slightly. Kyd Wykkyd had teleported behind her and grabbed her by the neck, causing Raven to lose concentration and break the bubble. She was hit several times by Jinx’s bolts and thrown to the ground by Kyd Wykkyd.

Beast Boy roared and stampeded over to Raven, but it was already too late. She stood and held her hands out, grabbing both Jinx and Kyd Wykkyd and slammed them together then into the ground like a battling ram. Raven panted heavily and fell to her knees, wiping some blood from her lip as Beast Boy wrapped an arm around her shoulder and helped her up.

“HIVE FIVE! Let’s get outta here!” Jinx called out as the team took off, leaving the stolen merchandise alone.

“Good job team!” Robin nodded to everyone, smiling at Raven.

“Team?” Raven said sarcastically, “What team? I didn’t see you help back there.”

“Raven, we were busy. You can handle Jinx and Kyd Wykkyd.” Robin replied quite sure of himself.

“And Mammoth AND Seemore AND GIZMO!” Raven spat angrily, standing up straight.

“This is a team effort, Raven. Don’t go making this about you.” Robin said, watching everyone else raise an eyebrow.

“About me! I think the gel you’re using for your hair is seeping into your brain.” Raven replied, narrowing her eyes.

Everyone took a step back from the two as Raven and Robin seemed to be emitting their own flames at that point. Starfire rushed in and tried to make peace, “Friends! Please!”

“NOT NOW STAR!” Both Robin and Raven shouted at her, baring their teeth like they were sharp and pointed.

Starfire yelped and jumped behind Cyborg to hind from them as Raven and Robin continued to argue.

“At least I think of the team! You’re always in your room doing who knows what!”

“Right. Like you going off on missions as Red X is any better.”

“If you think you can work without this team then so be it.”

“Fine! I quit!”

Everything went silent. The Titans dropped their jaws to the ground as Raven turned her back to the team and walked a few steps. Beast Boy jumped in the way with his arms sprawled out, “Raven! Wait! Think about this.”

Raven stopped and looked at him with a soft stare, “I’m sorry, Beast Boy. I give you my best.” She patted him on the head before she covered herself with her cloak and disappeared, causing an out roar from Beast Boy.

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!” He roared, storming over to Robin in the form of a lion. “Go apologize, get her back!”

Robin narrowed his eyes and crossed his arms, “Let her go. She’ll come back, eventually.”

Beast Boy began to flail his arms about, “Eventually!? Dude, that’s sooo messed up!”

“Whatever.” Robin replied. He tucked his bo staff into is pocket and walked out without saying a word, leaving Beast Boy fuming and Cyborg and Starfire looking on in total confusion. Raven had quit the Teen Titans.

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