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Size Does Matter	By : srmatlock Category: Comics > Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Views: 3413 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Title: Size Does Matter

Summary: The turtles have a discussion about whether or not size matters, then decide to see if they measure up with each other. Cowritten with Blaze.

Rating: R, for language and sexual references

Feedback: desired

Betas: Blaze cowrote this story with me and was a tremendous help with beta editing as well.

Disclaimer: The TMNT characters are owned by Mirage Studios. I'm just borrowing them for fun, not for profit.

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It was raining, hard. It had been doing that for about a week now. They were bored, all of them. The only thing left to do, other than beat up on each other was to play video games. They had practically exhausted their movie supply. There's only so many times Die Hard can be watched before one goes completely insane. They had all heard Mike repeat the lines way too often to be considered normal. The video game supply had been reduced to Dead or Alive and Super Mario Brothers. Mike had voted for Super Mario Brothers, but was vetoed immediately. Don was content to sit on the sidelines and watch, using the time to persue his latest computer magazine. He had lost the first round and given up his position to Mike, who was currently trying his damnedest to beat Raph.

"Awww, man, I almost had it. Damn!"

"That's what you get for being such a loser, Mike! Nobody can touch me in anything."

"Raph, you brag entirely too much," Leo joined in from his place on the couch. "One of these days, you're going to get yourself seriously beat after you brag about something. Karma has a way of catching us in the end. If you listened to Splinter more often, you'd know that."

"Actually, Leo, Raph's had the advantage all along in this game and he knows it. He purposely talked Mike into picking Tina which means all Mike gets to look at the entire game is her big breasts."

"Yeah, Raph, you rigged it! I couldn't concentrate."

"Don, shut up, quit analyzing the damn game. I won fair and square, not by cheating. I'm just the better player, that's all." Raph stated smugly while leaning back against the couch and crossing his arms.

Leo huffed and leaned back against the couch cushion, matching Raph's stance. "Please, better player, my ass! We all watched you make sure Mike knew how to make the girl's boobs bounce."

"Leo! What language!" Raph laughed. "What would Splinter think?"

"Well, technically, Raph, Splinter isn't here to think anything about it. And I really doubt he'd take your word that Leo said anything like that." Don stated, dodging the video game controller that was launched at his head by Raph.

Raph glanced at Leo's smug expression. "Well if you think you're so perfect, why don't you come down here and kick my ass with this game?" He tossed Mike's controller to Leo, who deftly caught it and slid down to the floor beside him.

Twenty minutes later found Raph smirking and Leo grimacing. "So you're a better fighter in this game. That doesn't mean you're a better fighter in real life." Leo taunted Raph.

"Oh, really? I've got strength, stamina, willpower, perserverence..."

Mike interrupted, "This ain't a damn personal ad, Raph."

Raph turned the smirk on Mike. "Neh, I wouldn't have to put that in a personal ad. All I'd have to say is that I've got a big dick and the girls would line up."

"Big dick, huh?" Leo snorted, "Are you sure about that Raph? I seem to recall that you are about as average as anyone else in this room."

Raphael chuckled. "Is that right? I recall differently, Leo."

Mike laughed from his place on the couch. "Hey guys, are you talking about that time when we all compared ourselves?"

Don rolled his eyes. "Surely everyone in this room has matured beyond that point. Guys, we're almost 20 years old, way past the age of childish behavior like what you're exhibiting."

Raph cocked his head to the side, studying Don. "Are you scared you won't measure up, Donnie, boy?"

"Hardly, Raph, I don't need to measure up to you to feel better about myself. I know what my true worth is."

All three heads turned toward Donatello, who simply shrugged and went back to his magazine.

"Don, I don't think I'd be too confident if I were you. Remember?" Leo asked him. "You were the smallest of all of us back then."

"No, Leo," Raph joined in, "Mike was the smallest."

"Hey now! I may have been the smallest, but don't forget that I was also the widest," Mike pouted.

"Guys, research has shown that most women believe size doens't matter. In fact, I was reading an article the other day..."

Raph interrupted Don's speech quickly. "The women who say that are lying, plain and simple. Regardless of what women say, I know what it is they want."

Mike grinned, playing along. "Since you happen to know so much about women, what exactly is it they want, Raph?"

Raph smiled. "A dick the size of mine."

Mike and Leo both laughed aloud. "And what size is that?" Leo challenged.

To everyone's surprise, Raph stood up and let his member drop out of his shell. He stroked it a few times to enlarge it and then leaned back for his brothers to take a look. "That size."

The room was completely silent. They were all in shock.

They were all suddenly reminded of the last time they had discussed this.

**7 years ago**

Raph, Mike and Don were in the living room, watching a scary movie. They were only allowed to watch shows Splinter deemed appropriate. Today, however, Splinter was out of the lair. The boys had decided to entertain themselves with a late evening horror flick. All except for Leo, who had convienently absented himself, muttering about not going against Sensei's wishes.

They were halfway through Predator when Leo stormed into the living room, holding up a magazine. "What is this?"

The three brothers met his indignant voice with a blank stare. No one in that room would ever admit to Leo that the magazine in question, Hustler, was his.

"Well? I'm waiting. Whose is it?"

Raph, Mike and Don were determined that he would continue to wait.

Leo sighed, frustrated that his brothers wouldn't admit to owning the magazine. "It's all trash, anyway. No human female ever actually looks like that. And it'd be impossible for a human guy to have that big of a penis."

"Why is it impossible, Leo?" Mike asked.

"It just is, Mike. It has to be fake. Remember all those drunks we'd see in the alleyways? None of those men ever had any that big."

"Yeah, maybe so, Leo, but the guys they pick for that mag would be above average." Raph explained.

"Some of the men we saw in the alleys would have been large, though, Raph, law of probabilities states that."

Mike turned to look at Don, questioning his last statement. "Would that mean that we are average?"

Raph smirked down at Mike. "That depends, Mikey-boy, on how large you are. Why don't you tell us?"

Mike blushed, looking away. "Nevermind."

Leo patted Mike on the shoulder. "It's okay, Mike, I'm sure we would be considered average. I know that I, for one, am as large as some of those men in that magazine."

Don couldn't help but respond to that with a question of his own. "So, how many pages did you flip through to come to that conclusion before storming in here demanding to know whose it was?"

Leo turned a heated glare upon Don.

"So what would average be?" Mike questioned again.

"Hang on, Mike, give me a sec and I'll show you an above-average one." Raph told him. He snatched the magazine out of Leo's hand and flipped through the pages. He found one he liked and held it back a little, letting his eyes rove over it. He sighed, shutting the book and closing his eyes.

They were all surprised when he released his erect cock. They had expected Raph to show them a picture of one, not show them his own. He opened his eyes and found them all staring at him in shock. "Go ahead, bros, your turn." He passed the magazine to Leo, while stroking himself.

Leo saw the challenge in Raph's eyes. There was no way he was going to let Raph best him, not at something this simple. He turned a few pages, not needing much stimulation because he had already looked through it on his way into the living room. It only took a few minutes before he was releasing his cock as well. Don and Mike looked impressed. They didn't think Leo would do it. Since he had though, there was no choice but to follow suit. Mike grabbed the magazine next, then passed it to Don. After just a moment, they were dropping out of their shells also. They all stood to compare and made the unfortunate discovery that Raph was indeed the largest, followed by Leo, then Don, then Mike. From that point on, Raph made sure they remembered who had the biggest package.

Raph's voice pulled them all back to the present. "Well? Impressed?"

"Hardly," Leo scoffed, pretending nonchalance when in fact he was a little nervous. 7 years ago, it was different. They were just young teenagers. Now they were almost adults. Now they had reached their full growth potential. What if he didn't measure up?

Mike and Don's thoughts mirrored Leo's. They knew Raph had always been the largest. Where would that leave them, though? No one wanted to be last. Mike remembered how it had felt to be last. It wasn't something he wanted to repeat. Don was pretty sure he could hold his own against them, but he hadn't really taken a close look at Raph yet and wouldn't. He couldn't bring himself to get a close enough look to measure it.

"Well, let's see then." Raph challenged, still continuing to stroke himself to remain erect.

Leo naturally could not turn down a direct challenge from Raph. He dropped his, then immediately covered it with his hand. He stroked it, keeping his eyes on Raphael the entire time. Mike and Don could feel the heat and tension between the two. On the surface, they were just measuring up with each other; below the surface, it was much more than that between Leo and Raph. It was a question of leadership, ability, strength and power. Leo moved his hand and scooted over to Raph so they could compare. To everyone's surprise and Leo's relief, they were exactly the same length.

Mike and Don let out a collective held breath. It was their turn. Mike closed his eyes and nervously ran his fingers down his thigh, trying to get himself ready before he released it from his shell. He heard Raph's chuckle but ignored it. It didn't matter if he wasn't longer than them. He was the shortest in height, so it stood to reason that he'd be shortest there too. He didn't have to measure up to be confident in his abilities. His thoughts finally relaxed him enough that he started to get hard. He released himself and braced for their laughter.

"Not bad, Mike, you've grown." Raph complimented him.

"Well, he's shorter than us, so his extremities will also be shorter." Don defended him.

"It's okay, Don, I'm fine with being the smallest. It's okay. I know what I'm worth otherwise."

Don realized he was next. He glanced around the room at all the expectant faces. He really didn't want to do this. He was a very private person. This was just too blatant and open.

"Come on, Don, your turn." Mike pleaded with him.

"Surely you're not afraid." Raph added.

Don shrugged. "I'm not afraid. I just don't think I need to prove anything to you guys. This is rather childish after all."

"He's afraid." Raph muttered to Leo.

"I am not afraid, Raph. I..."

"Whatever, Don. We all did it, albeit with a little push from Raph here," Leo spared a glance at Raph, "but we still did it. You know you're going to have to, or he will never let you forget it."

Don sighed. He knew he would have to show them. He glanced quickly down at himself, hoping his nervousness wouldn't make it difficult to get to full size. He imagined himself on a secluded beach, soft sand underneath him, beautiful woman on top of him, water lapping at his feet. He grinned as he felt himself relaxing. He stood up and moved closer to the others as he released himself from his shell. It fIt fell to the table with a loud bang. Leo, Mike, and Raph jumped out of the way as the coffee table splintered and crashed to the floor.

They stared in shock at Don's massive cock. Raph was the first to break the silence. "Holy shit, Don! Where you been hidin' that thing?"

"Wow," Mike whispered.

Leo chuckled. "All these years, all that teasing, and you never said a word. I can't believe you haven't wanted to show off to Raph before now."

Don blushed. He really hadn't thought he was all that big, at least not until just now. He smiled as he looked around the room at the exposed members of his family. "It is rather nice to have something to hold over him."

Raph glowered at him. "Well, most women say size doesn't matter. It's all in how you move." He stormed down the hall, oblivious to the sounds of laughter following him.
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