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Petting the Kitten	By : Woodrow Category: DC Verse Cartoons - Teen Titans > Het Views: 10358 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans franchise in any way, nor make any money off writing this.

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It was a regular morning at the Titans Tower, or as regular as it got for the young heroes as they went around their usual non-heroic duties. B.B. and Cyborg were racing for the title and bragging rights of undisputed champion of the universe (eat your heart out Atlas) while Starfire unsuccessfully attempted to get Raven out of her meditation and into some girl bonding. Robin, busy as usual, was just reviewing a couple old logs without really putting his mind into it when a sound like an old phone ringing was heard across the room.
“Incoming transmission” a mechanized female voice was heard
“Oh not now! I’m just two curves before…” the momentary distraction was enough for Beast Boy’s ship to knock Cyborg’s off course, beating him sound and solid.
“Woo hoo! Who’s the new champion of the universe now? I kicked your titanium butt Cy!” as he said this he jumped over the couch in glee
“Just be glad we have someone calling…” Cyborg replied in not exactly high spirits.
“Who dares keeping the mighty Killer Moth on hold!?” a familiar face showed at the giant screen.
“I do, because I’m sick of people barging in our TV! You’re not exactly this summer’s blockbuster, you know?” Cyborg replied.
“Watch your tone! For I could destroy the city with the push of a button; that is, unless you will listen to my demands…”
“Déjà vu…” Raven mumbled in a dull tone as she removed the hood off her head and approached the screen.
“Let me guess… Robin goes on another date with Kitten until we find and kick your butt?” Beast Boy took a wild guess, which wasn’t THAT far fetched, just for a little detail…
“Hello Robbie-poo!” a blonde girl suddenly took over the screen with a pink background; “and no, it’s not you the one I’m after! You meanie, ungrateful excuse of a boyfriend!”
“He is NOT your boyfriend!” Starfire yelled, green bursts of energy coming out of her clenched fists and enraged eyes alike.
“Ptffff, of course he’s not, you can keep that sorry excuse for yourself if you want to” and sure enough, the enraged Starfire was holding on to Robin so tight he was turning blue; she let go just enough for him to breathe as she puffed a cloud of steam off her nostrils.
“So… if it’s not a date with Robin, then what do you want from us?” Cyborg asked.
“I want you to find HIM!” she yelled as she pressed a polaroid against the camera, a rather graphic one to be accurate… She was gleefully smiling and winking an eye towards the camera as she kissed a seemingly sleeping and just as happy Robin. While it was mostly a face shot, it was evident they were at least not wearing anything above the waist.
“Robin!?” everyone asked in unison, for the Robin in the picture didn’t seem to be there against his will.
“I demand a satisfactory explanation of your reasons! How was that image taken!? Why are you not resisting!? Did she touch your peepnagck!?” at this point, the Tamaranian girl started shaking Robin wildly like he was a rag doll; he was too dumbfounded to fight back either way, and so were the other titans.
“Uhhhhh… didn’t you just say it’s not Robin you’re after?” B.B. asked perplexed
“It’s not! Duh! I want the guy in this picture!”
“Ok, is anyone else confused?” Raven asked as she vainly attempted to make sense of the situation.
“He’s not Robbie-poo, but he can like, turn into Robbie-poo, and then some skinny, hairy guy, and this big punk one, and… I want him!”
“Ok… let me get this straight” finally Raven was able to make some sense of the conversation; “you are looking for someone who can alter himself to look like Robin”
“Mhmm, that’s right” Kitten replied as she nodded with her head.
“And then he can change his appearance to someone… skinny and hairy you said?”
“Yeah, like, ewwww, too much hair” she replied sticking her tongue out.
“And then into a big punk… can you elaborate on that last one?”
“Well he was like… bulky, I mean kind of like fat, but like strong and stuff, and he had this punk hair, all blue and shaved and pointy”
“Ok… do you at least have a name?”
“Oh it’s so hard to pick a boyfriend nickname! I’ve given it soooo much thought but…”
“Not even a name then? Super” Raven let out an exasperated sigh; “Ok, from the description, I would say we’re looking at a shapeshifter. Now, a few demons are known to be able to take human form, but they always retain a few features of their former selves, most commonly horns they hide below a hat; plus I haven’t sensed anything out of the ordinary shifting into this dimension lately, and most demons don’t show up in pictures due to their lack of a soul so, I’d say discard a demon”
“He was no demon! He was the perfect boyfriend and I want him! If I get bored of dating Robin he can like, turn into some other cool guy!”
“So let me get this straight, you want to date this guy based on his ability to not be himself, and you don’t even know his name… just when I thought you couldn’t be any shallower. I could stand over a pond full of you and not even have my insoles damp”
“I don’t care for your talkity talk, I want him and YOU are finding him for me!” the girl yelled exasperated, blasting the room with a high-pitched sound.
“Yeah, about that, we’re not exactly a Cupid agency you know…” B.B. tried to ease the situation.
“I do not care how you do it, or what it takes” Killer Moth interrupted; “you are finding Kitten’s boyfriend and you are bringing him to her. If you fail to comply with either of those demands, I will release the new strain of the swarm. And to prove I’m serious…”
The last words of Killer Moth were accompanied by the push of a button, and shortly after a small flock of robotic moths crashed thru the windows of the tower. The automated defense turrets opened fire, but most laser blasts bounced right off the polished metallic alloy.
“Now THAT is one ugly robot!” Beast boy exclaimed as he turned into a stegosaurus and charged straight into one of the moths. He managed to maim the main circuitry, but got a huge electric blast in the process that forced him to revert to his usual self, his head spinning; “did anyone take the licence plate?”
“Titans, go!” the team leader commanded as he pulled his bo staff and lunged forward. He managed to break one in half as well, but the shock was so great it bent the staff to a 60° angle. Cyborg and Starfire were not so lucky, for the creatures were able to fend off most energy-based attacks with ease, sometimes against the source even.
“Are all moths in your planet this dangerous?” Starfire asked as she dodged one of her own starbolts.
“Nah, some are just ugly” Cyborg replied as he repeatedly gave one of the moths the old one-two. Starfire was hasty to follow the lead and fought head on as well.
Raven, whose tactic abilities rivaled those of Robin, made a quick trip to the training room and returned with a mean-looking pair of circular blades; “Azarath, Metrion, Zynthos!” she chanted as the blades turned pitch black and cut cleanly thru the remaining three moths. They however got their edges so dulled they broke apart as soon as she relinquished control.
“That’s a free sample, there’s plenty more where those came from! You have forty-eight hours to…”
“Daaaaaad! That’s too much time away from my boyfriend!” the girl interrupted her father.
“You heard the lady! Twenty-four hours, that’s all! Either you bring that guy to me within the allowed lapse, or my moths will find him, even if they have to tear down every single building to the ground”
“Good luck finding my boyfriend!” Kitten gleefully waved goodbye like she just called for gossip.
“Ok… what’s the plan Robin?” Cyborg asked as he held one of the destroyed moths on his right hand, wiring still giving off electric sparks.
“First things first, Cyborg, see if you can find a weakness in those things. A weak joint, a programming error, a design fault, anything. Raven, you have more experience with supernatural abilities, any ideas?”
“Well, other than the fact he is neither from another dimension nor a demon, there’s little I can do with just that picture and not even a name; not that it would help much. With this dense of a population, it would take weeks just to confirm every registered citizen”
“Well, start doing whatever you see fit, in the meantime, it’s time for plan B”
“What was plan A?” the green hero asked.
“Let’s see if we can talk this out with whoever it is” Robin ignored the joke, even if well meant.
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