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Mistress Jay	By : DarkRoze Category: DC Verse Movies > The Dark Knight Views: 2653 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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"Head towards the north end of town." Andy said taking off her mask and sticking it in her pocket, the Joker only laughed as he turned sharply onto another street and increased his speed. Suddenly music played though the car playing the course of Dreamin' by Kiss and Andy reached into her pocket and pulled out a cell phone and flipped it open.
"Yes Bruce?" She questioned. Joker didn't have to listen hard to hear the man at the other end start screaming at Andy.
"Have you taken complete leave of your senses? Where are you? Don't you know that man is insane? I'm coming to get you!" Andy had tilted the top half of the phone away from her as Bruce ranted, keeping the bottom half in the same spot so he could hear her when she talked.
"I am not a child Bruce; I neither want nor need your approval for what I choose to do with my life. I thought I made that clear when I became a defense attorney rather than working for the DA like you ordered me to do. As for my client he is a certified genius and IF he had wanted to kill me you wouldn't be talking to me right now. So you, the commissioner and Batman can all go screw yourselves." She clicked her phone closed and held on to it for a few moments. Soon the song played again and Andy opened it automatically but as she lifted it to her ear her phone was suddenly slipping out of her hand. For a split second she thought she dropped it but turning her head to her left she saw the Joker's hand pulling back with her cell in his hand.
"Hello Bruccccey." The Joker hissed into the phone, the other end exploded as so many people yelling at once that it sounded like static; Joker pulled the phone back and glared at it in such a way that Andy had to suppress laughter. He clicked it closed with waiting and for a brief moment Andy was scared he was going to toss it out the window but he just threw it into the back seat. As the music played again she started to reach for it but the Joker simply blocked her access with right arm.
"Do you really want to deal with that?" He asked, Andy stopped and looked at him for a long moment before she turned around and clicked on the stereo.
"Have you ever heard of ICP?" Andy asked, she didn't bother to tell him that she had gotten this specially for him thinking that he might like it. The Joker shook his head then he heard music few seconds later the male singer came on. He listened to it and found he liked it, although he normally wasn't known to be big on music he did in fact like a wide range. The next forty five minutes was spent with Andy rocking out and the Joker laughing as he sped through the streets of Gotham to the north side of the city. Here and there a cop would try to chase them but Joker would quickly lose them without much trouble. When they got closer to the various streets that lead out of town in all directions Andy killed the music. She opened her mouth to say something but her phone rang from the back seat this time it was elevator music.
"I don't know who it is." She said to the Joker who nodded, so she reached into the back and grabbed it flipping it open clicked on the speaker phone.
"Miss Wayne where are you?" Came a raspy voice politely that she didn't recognize right away and was about to ask who it was when the Joker interrupted her.
"BATTSIE!" He squealed with glee.
"Joker, What have you done to Andy?" Batman said quickly losing his manners.
"Now I don't think that's a very nice tone Batty." The Joker said disapprovingly and Andy was happy just to hold the phone up so the two could talk. Let Batman think whatever he would she was sick of being treated like a 12th century glass vase by the people that should have known she was stronger than that.
"If you've hurt a single hair on her head I'll will" Batman said but Andy cut off the rest of his words with the sounds of screaming and moaning like a woman caught in the best orgasm of her life.
"Gotta go." The Joker stated picking up on her cue and Andy clicked the phone closed on the sound of rage and string of very colorful words from Batman. The Joker and Andy both started laughing hysterically as Andy pointed to a road that was fast approaching.
"Oh I wish I could have seen his face for that." Andy said as the Joker turned sharply onto the street she had indicated.
"I think you may have damaged his ego." Joker commented as the city ended and was replaced by trees and fields of grass. Andy only laughed as she opened her cell and dilled another number then placed her phone to her ear.
"Tell Vic he can move now." She commanded and then snapped the phone closed. They drove down the increasingly winding road in silence for a little while before either spoke.
"So why did you spring me?" He asked for once being as serious as the Joker was capable of being. True he was only following his curiosity as long as it amused him since at this point in time he was technically a free man. It was an odd feeling that he wasn't used to, nor was he entirely sure he liked it.
"You don't do me any good in jail." She replied truthfully. She didn't add that it had taken every bit of influence she had and the threat of her leavening her firm to get his case, nor did she add that she also found him incredibly sexy. She turned the last thought over in her mind as she glanced over at him, even though his makeup and the scars she couldn't help the rush of heat that spread through her.
"What do you plan to do with me?" He asked he voice changing ever so slightly as he licked his lips like a hungry wolf.
"Well first I'm going to take you to my estate and make sure your body is fully satisfied. Then if there is anything left of you, you're going to help me plan." She whispered huskily. She couldn't believe it as the words slipped from her mouth unguarded, she normally wasn't this brazen without her mask on but something about this man pulled out the Mistress in her. He shifted in seat slightly at her words and glanced in her direction he noticed the blush coloring her cheeks and the slightly shocked look in her eyes as she quickly looked out her window. He couldn't help but laugh at her, how many women had thought of getting him in bed and paid with their lives, still she wasn't bad to look at even for a Wayne.
"I believe that would be unethical Miss Wayne." He said chuckling. Her head snapped back around to look at him and he didn't have to look at her to feel the anger and hurt coming off her in waves. It wasn't that she couldn't take rejection far from that actually, she had come to expect it from all men. Most days she still marveled at how easily it had been to train her men, but most of them had been given to her by other clients that she had helped get out of their charges with little to no restitution; even more rarely the person would have community service. She made it a point to make the jury or judge feel that locking up her client would serve no purpose and there for whatever punishment they received still left them out to wonder the streets of Gotham. Some of her clients had even requested her personally before they turned themselves in so that they could once again walk down the streets untouchable by cops.
"Turn in at the next drive way." She said looking back at the road. The Joker laughed mockingly as he followed her instructions. The driveway was lined with oak trees spaced along either side; the Joker could see horses out the driver side and rolled his eyes inwardly. Suddenly he realized that her 'hideout' must have been her family's home. He hit the brakes so suddenly that Andy, who had forgotten to put her seatbelt back on after retrieving her cell from the back seat, smacked her head into the windshield.
"OW!" She yelped in pain at the unexpected pain.
"Where are we?" The Joker demanded
"Fuck you could have just asked, there was no need to slam on the brakes!" She said glaring at him as she touched her fingers lightly to her the spot that had hit the solid glass, pulling them back down she saw they had some blood on them.
"Where are we?" He demanded again not willing to be deterred although for some unknown reason he did feel a little bad that he had made her bleed since that's not what he meant to do.
"It's my house; I bought it for myself under a false name. You're the first person that has been here other than the most trusted of my crew. Now would you please get to the house I'd like some ice for my head." She demanded she was surprised when he let off the brake and resumed driving up the drive way.
"Now was that so hard to say?" He asked mocking her. She didn't answer or say anything as the trees ended and the house came into view. It was a large gray house with ivy crawling up the side of the building, it had at least sixteen windows across the front, above the front door was a balcony just large enough for a person to step out on but it was wide enough for four men to stand shoulder to shoulder, currently only one man stood on it and the Joker could clearly see the automatic rifle in the man's hand. Joker pulled in putting the passenger door closest to the house. He suddenly wondered why he did this as he shut off the car and got out; Andy reached for her brief case then for the door handle but the door opened before she could pull the silver handle. She looked up at the Joker who offered her his hand.
"A higher class of criminal." She smirked as she took his offered hand before he could pull it back. She didn't want to offend him but she wanted him to know that she wasn't afraid of him. He on the other hand simply didn't care if he offended or upset her, but he didn't want to kill her or damage her too bad since she was being so helpful and she had given him a very nice car he mused shutting the passenger door. Suddenly one of the heavy oak doors of the house opened and a woman in long black dress stepped out, she looked to be in her late fifties with cinnamon sugar hair. When the woman saw the blood on Andy's head she gasped and shot the Joker a look that could have killed him, he started laughing and that only seemed to upset the woman more.
"Nancy its nothing," Andy said trying to assure the older woman.
"It's always nothing!" Nancy snapped back. "You can't come home just once, JUST ONCE, in same condition that you left in? Where were you when she was getting hurt? Rolling on the ground laughing at her?" Nancy said snapping at the Joker when his laughing continued.
"He was driving, now that's enough just send some ice up to my room please." Andy said calmly. Nancy turned on her heals and stormed into the house.
"Sorry about her, Nancy saved my life and she is kindda take up the post of mother hen. All the men love her, and she is better than any doctor at Gotham Central." Andy said to the Joker who was still snickering. "Come on I'll show you to your room." Andy said walking in to the house.
Inside was just as grand as the outside and it was something he expected from a Wayne, when you stepped into the house there were two large staircase that curved around the edge of the room, at the top of the stairs was a hall way and a set of dark oak double doors, Strait back he could see a dining room table with glass doors that lead to a patio and swimming pool out back, between the two staircase stood a pool table with clawed feet and it too was a dark wood. Andy turned and went up the left side of the stairs, everything seemed to be made of wood and stone, the colors where dark shades of brown, a blood red and black, if something was accented it was mostly done in silver although he could see the glimpse of brass here or there. The large chandelier was held up by thick black chains and it was a black made out of wrot iron. He couldn't help but feel like he had just walked into a castle.
"You're welcome to go where ever you like, I don't know what you like to do in your free time but there is a swimming pool, horses, this is the library she said indicating the double doors at the top of the stairs as she turned left and walked down the hall. "Your room has a bathroom attached to it and everything you need should be in there if you need anything else felt free to let me or Nancy know." She continued as she walked down the long hallway. Finally she stopped at the last door and turned the key in it until it clicked. Then she handed the small key to him, he noticed it had a joker head on one end and he smirked to himself as he followed her into the room. This room looked like it had been decorated with the help of the Insane Clown Posse, he absolutely loved it.
"Your closets over there, the bathroom is through that door and if you need anything you can just press the intercom. Your dresser has some toys in it for you and the shooting range is out back if you want to use that." She pointed at the different things or in the direction of whatever she was speaking of. He walked over to the closet and opened it and was surprised to find several suits and jackets that matched the one he had on as well as a few suits in gray, blue, and dark green. He stepped over to the dresser and opened up the top drawer that had several pairs of boxers and socks, and of course they all had Jokers adorning them. He shook his head and laughed as he closed that drawer and opened the one below. Butterfly knives covered this one all lined up neatly in a purple velvet display.
"These are false drawers," She said quietly next to him she reached her hand in front of him and slid the tray of butter fly knives back to revel switch blades, when she slid that back there were basic pocket knives and under that was the bottom tray of throwing knives. She closed the drawer and opened the next one down a tray of ammo, she let him push the tray back and found various hand guns. He began laughing like a child in a candy story that was just told he could have whatever he wanted. He closed that drawer and opened the bottom drawer which was disguised to look like two separate drawers till you pulled it open, three trays of grenades were in this drawer. His joyous laughter settled to snickers again as he stood back up.
"So many toys," he said licking her lips. Suddenly he stood up and kissed her, he had never met a woman that hadn't tried to change him or figure him out. This woman though, this Andria Wayne who lead a secret life as a mob boss under the identity Mistress had walked in to his life only a few hours ago and handed him his freedom on a silver plate, as if that wasn't enough she took him to her lair, gave him a car should he choose to leave and had a room ready with so many toys he didn't know which one to play with first. He was beginning to like this woman, try as he might to give him a reason to hate her she hadn't yet. Joker started to lose his ability to think, her mouth was hot and welcoming begging him to explore it completely. Her hands went to his hips wanting more but allowing him to set the pace, then as quickly as it started he broke off the kiss, and stepped back. She didn't say anything only looked at him a little disappointed and ran a finger under her bottom lip to remove the lipstick that was smeared there, be it his or hers he wasn't sure. He looked back at the dresser pulling open the drawer of knives.
"Dinner will be severed at six and I'll show you to the shooting range after dinner if you'd like." She said after a moment of silence. He turned and grabbed her again and brought her back to him, she was like fire in his arms. He reached down to her knee and ran his hand up under her skirt feeling the nylons she wore. Then about half way up there was a leather scabbard strapped to her thigh and he had a feeling she was never without this knife. With every ounce of control she had she pecked the Joker on the cheek and pulled away, then turned to walk out the door. Joker watched her leave laughing to himself, he was enjoying his time with this woman and that surprised him. Still he was beginning to wonder what she wanted of him; he wasn't a pet and would only let this go so far.
Forty minutes later there was a knock on the his door, he had time to shower change and was pleased to find more make up in the bathroom and he reapplied his war paint after the shower. He walked to the door refreshed and opened it there was a short man that was as wide as the door and reminded him of an old cartoon bad guy, the Joker started laughing.
"The Mistress requests your presence for dinner, mi'lord." The man said in a deep accent and the Joker wondered what Andy's orders were to her men on how to address them. The man turned to leave and the Joker fallowed him pausing for a second only long enough to lock his door. When they reached the dining room there was classical music playing quietly from a small stereo and several men stood around to the walls. Andy greeted him dressed in a pair of black velvet pants and short sleeved shirt that clung to her upper body while leavening her belly exposed, the pants had a jester hat over her right thigh as if marking it. The Joker wondered if he squeezed her hip there how she would react but he quickly dismissed the thought. Andy walked over to him her hips swaying more than they had when she had left his room, he noticed that the pants belled out at the bottom around her feet which were bare and once or twice the pants pulled just enough that he saw the metallic purple nail polish.
"Please have a seat anywhere you would like." She said quietly, he knew then why the men were all standing, they were waiting for him to sit down. He started snickering and she blushed looking down she tucked some of her hair behind her ear when it fell forward, it was then that he noticed her lips here still red with his lipstick but it looked as if she had applied something over it. He walked over and sat at the head of the table where he would have a clear view at the door should he need it. Andy walked over and stood behind the chair to his left with her back to the door, either she was sure no one would attack them here or she trusted him to watch her back either way he wasn't sure how he felt about it. After she sat she nodded to the rest of the men who quickly and quietly found their chairs.
"These are the few that have proven themselves and aren't in the city. I have around a hundred and fifty that I watch over. You've met Vic, Mickey, and Sarge. This is Billy, Domino, and James." She said indicating to three men closest to them.
"Gentlemen," the Joker said in acknowledgement before turning back to Andy. "How did you come by this lifestyle?"
"Oh come now, you should know better than to ask such a question." Andy replied in a teasing tone as she tucked one leg behind the other knee. The Joker shook his head and was about to speak when Nancy came out with two plates and sat them in front of the Joker and Andy. Soon several more women appeared all in French maid out fits caring plates of food that were sat in front of the other men. Andy looked at the Joker expectantly as she placed her napkin her lap. He picked up his knife and fork taking the hint and cut into his meat and took a bite. The meat was beef and although it looked firm it seemed to melt in his mouth, it was cooked and seasoned to perfection and the Joker couldn't remember if he ever tasted anything so good, and for the first time in his memory the Joker could not laugh or chuckle as he looked up to Nancy who stood back a little bit nervously wringing her hands.
"That is the best damn thing I've ever tasted." He said as he cut off another bite and popped it into his mouth, the meat reacted the same and he took time to savor this bite. Andy laughed a little because to her he looked like a man on death row who just received his last meal, then she began to eat hers and the rest of the men followed suit.
"Why do you have everyone waiting on me?" The Joker asked, Andy figured he didn't mean servants and finished her bite of mash potatoes before she answered.
"Curtousy to ensure the guest's pleasure first." Andy said cutting up her food.
"When will you tell me what you want me for?" He asked even as he ate.
"I find that talking work at the dinner tables ruins one's appitite." Andy said with a smile. "Can we talk about it after we've ate?"
"If I say no?"
"Well you'll still have full access to the estate and its full grounds, everything I've given you will be yours to keep. However I will have to ask that you remain here while we wait for your trial, but either way we will need to deal with your men." Andy said then took a small bite.
"What do you plan to do with them?" He asked setting his fork down and testing the wine Nancy held for him to sample. He set the glass down and nodded silently so that Andy could continue.
"Well the ones that are in jail I can't help but your furry friend knows where you've been staying now so I would recommend moving them here." Andy said, Nancy had filled his glass and was working on hers.
"You said you'd give me what I want most, what would that be?" He asked.
"It's no secret you like Batman, so I think it's only fair to get you a bat sized cage." Andy said. Somewhere down the table someone mumbled the word fagot, the Joker reached for a gun to shoot the person he thought had said it but has his hand griped the butt and pulled gently Andy was had already thrown and released her steak knife hitting the man just to the left of the one Joker thought said it. The knife buried into the man's jugular and blood bubbled down the two men to either side jumped a little and leaned away.
"Get that out of here" The Joker ordered, the two men that had jumped now rose and quickly and quietly did as they were told with the dying man. "You were saying my dear?" The Joker said to her.
"Just that once you catch your fuzzy new pet you'll have to have a place to keep him," Andy said taking another bite of her food. The Joker didn't respond and the rest of the meal was finished in silence everyone seemed to be lost in their own thoughts.
"Come with me to library," Andy asked the Joker as the plates were taken away. It wasn't an order but it wasn't a request either. Andy got up and walked off leavening the Joker to make up his own mind, the rest of the men at the table looked at him questioning he ignored them and got up to follow Andy. He hadn't decided if he wanted to go to the Library but he certainly didn't feel like sitting in a room full of her men, so he rose and exited the room and walked up the stairs pausing outside the library doors, Andy was sitting at a high backed chair at a large desk. He stood at the threshold for a moment in contemplation, she glanced up at him then back down at her work without any other form of acknowledgement. He walked over to her, he sighed inwardly he really hopped that this day would not be the start of a trend.
He stood behind her looking at the map spread across the desk; according to the seal it was of a two story jewelry and clothing store named Aurulamie. She had several colored pens scattered across the desk and to the left was a spiral note book with a legend carefully made, some of the top things she marked were the cameras, store security, brake rooms, bathrooms, entrances, exits, fire escapes and much more. Crumpled papers littered the floor and she had several blank sheets next to her, he watched her work carefully on this project noticing she would watch her write something then under it she would list several ways that whatever she wrote could be stopped or hindered. She had several gold stars outside the building and looking over at the legend he saw a matching gold star next to it was written one word, Batman.
"Your inviting Batty?" He asked a little surprised that she made sure to allow for him.
"Well I figure that most of the men I've defended that didn't turn themselves in were captured because they only had one or two plans and neither of them accounted for the flying rodent." She said crossing off something on the paper then looking up at him.
"So this is your answer?" He asked sarcastically with a laugh.
"You got a better one?" She said back not looking up or changing the icy tone of her voice. The Joker didn't like that and for some reason he suddenly felt the urge to throw her across the desk and fuck her until there was fire in her blood, life in her eyes and emotion in her voice. He heard her screaming his name and he unknowingly leaned in the last few inches and his man hood came in contact with her shoulder and he hardened even more. She made a small quite sound of shock but didn't pull away, she shrugged her shoulders to let him know she felt him and to leave it up to him if he moved away. He did move but not like she expected as he moved his hips to rub is hard shaft against her. He forgot any of what he had been thinking and wanted only to take her there and then but she suddenly rose to her feet and turned to face him. He hadn't realized that without her heals on she only came up to his chin, he really doubted that her size would affect the wildness within her but even that thought was robbed of him as she placed her hand on the outside of the material where his member was hard and throbbing. She was pleased to feel it heavy and large in her hand she rubbed it through the material and her heart seemed to catch in throat. Suddenly she threw her arms around him and kissed him with a wild abandon that was completely out of charter for her in any form. She squirmed and slowly turned back around and started to walk off, but the Joker was faster and he grabbed her hips pulling them back. He felt the jeweled joker face on her pants under his finger tips and he couldn't help but follow through with the idea he had earlier, he pressed on the spot and she buckled under him in a wave of pleasure.
"Please, not here." She whispered in a pleading voice, he laughed in response.
"Still a proper Wayne on the inside, I see." He said in a husky tone. The jab was enough to cause her to turn around and kiss him passionately as she seductively rubbed her body along his. He groaned and leaned into her, he had met so few women that could make him burn even though there were many he had sex with it was only a physical release. However when Andy kissed him all he felt was her lips, soft and demanding, begging for him to kiss her, and he couldn't resist their pull not that he really wanted to right at this moment. Suddenly there was a knock on the door and the cartoon like man from before poked his head in, when he saw them he quickly looked away and cleared he throat loudly. Joker was growling like a feral dog that was being teased with bone.
"What is it?" Andy said once again she had his red lipstick smeared across her lips making them look fuller and pouty.
"I am sorry to intrude ma'am but there is a call for you." He said not turning around, so the Joker to the moment to wipe the lipstick from the sides of her mouth where they had pressed their faces together. He wondered how he didn't get white on her the way she had been kissing him with such abandon.
"Thank you, you may go now." She said as she stepped over and grabbed the telephone, she noted that she hadn't even heard it ring which meant the person only had the kitchen number where Nancy was so she could screen the calls.
"Hello?" Andy said picking up the phone.
"Andy thank god! Is it true? Are you alright?" A female voice demanded from the other end.
"Yes Ann it's true and yes I am fine." Andy assured the woman, there was affection in Andy's voice and he could tell that this Ann person was very close to her. Part of him dismissed that information while another part tucked it away for use at a later time. He wasn't above using the other woman against Andy if he were so inclind.
"No, I think I'll be out here for a few days until everyone calms down, they won't have the trial for a few weeks so he is in my care until then and I didn't think you'd enjoy me bringing him home, you've never liked my clients staying over." Andy said with a laugh.
"That's because they are all crazy, you have a neon sign that says 'crazy boyfriends wanted please apply here' hanging over your head!" Ann retorted.
"I'll be fine honey, and I've left some money in the jewelry box I got you,"
"Well you didn't answer your cell… In the jewelry box?"
"Yes dear in that little slot"
"OH! I found it." Ann had clearly gone to look for the money.
"Now will that be enough for a day or two?" Andy asked.
"What am I gonna spend a six thousand dollars on between now and when you get back?" Ann asked.
"I don't know." Both the women laughed then and the Joker shook his head at the female banter. Normally he wasn't interested in what females talked about but for some reason this didn't bother him.
"Alright I'll let you go, just be careful."
"Of course baby I've got my 9mm." Andy said teasingly in a British accent.
"Ha. Ha. Ha." Ann said clearly not amused in the slightest. "Okay okay I'll let you go I have to work in the morning any way, call me if you need me and I'll see you in a few days. Oh and don't forget you still have to find a date to Bruce's ball this weekend cause I have to work."
"Okay I will, love you" Andy said
"Come home safe." Ann replied and then the line went dead. Andy sighed and hung up the phone, she knew it was always hard on her best friend but she wouldn't lie to the woman nor could she keep a secret from her.
"Who was that?" The Joker asked.
"That was Ann, I'd say she is my best friend but that doesn't do her justice." Andy said with a little smile, like a child with a secret. Andy slipped her hand around the Joker's wrist and gently pulled him from the Library and down the hall towards his room.

Okay so my net went down and I couldn't post…I tried to post from my cell…I had 7 chapters and my computer crashed I had to get a new hard drive and I lost the whole thing even the fragments I had of later on in the story…OMG ITS BEEN A MESS! I swear the essence of The Joker got into my computer and was blowing things up! (AH-la-la-la-la-la-la-la*BOOM*)
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