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Reading Minds	By : SAMVAN Category: DC Verse Cartoons - Teen Titans > Het Views: 5986 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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capcomfreak4life: Oh! So sorry. Won't say more...don't ask...
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Slavedriver!
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Briandarksoul: Hee hee-thanks! But that rubber chicken bit is so old...next time hit him in the face with a cream pie.
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RavenGothGirl: Do I know you from somewhere? Hmmmm? Thanks, and here is the rest...
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TC: Woohoo! I posted the last in an extra-long chapter just for you! Where's my pic?
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Schmee: Thanks! It was great, wasn't it? *takes bow* I am so good! And humble, too!
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...D...O...W...N...S...T...A...I...R...S...
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Doorbell: "Ding-dong!"
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Robin: "Ouch! Wha-who is that?"
Thought: 'Bruce would probably kick Cyborg's ass...'
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Robin answered the door. It was a tall, slender woman dressed in business attire. Quite attractive, too, judging from 'whitey's' reaction...
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Sherry: "Hi. Sorry I'm so late. I got lost driving to the docks..."
Thought: 'No wonder they call him 'Wonderbread.''
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Robin: (Staring stupidly.) "Uhhh..."
Thought: 'She must want someone else...'
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Sherry: "You don't remember? I'm from the Daily News? You said you would give me an interview?"
Thought: 'This will be thrilling, I see...I thought he was the smart one?'
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Robin: "Oh! Yes! Now I remember. Please, come in-make yourself at home."
Thought: 'Training! Come on-you know how to do this!'
Robin: "Can I get you a drink, Sherry?"
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Sherry: "Do you have a Perrier water?"
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Robin: "Coming right up!"
Thought: 'Hmm...she has refined taste-like me...'
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...C...Y...B...O...R...G...'s...R...O...O...M...
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Starfire: "Oh dear. I do not have the ritual smoke-producing devices for the after-sex."
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Cyborg: "Uh-they do that in the movies, Star, but you and I don't smoke..."
Thought: '...unless you count the overloads on my circuits...'
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Starfire: "Well, then, If we are not to perform smoking rituals, may we have more sex now?"
Thought: 'Ooooh-but I thought you were 'smoking'...'
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Cyborg: "Uh-okay?"
Thought: 'Geez-I've created a monster!'
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...H...O...U...R...S...L...A...T...E...R...(Not in Cyborg's Room)...
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Robin: (Typing on his laptop) "See here Sherry-I've got all the info on Slade cross-referenced to dates, associations with other criminals, crime scenes..."
Thought: 'She gets it! Cool!'
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Sherry: (Typing on her laptop) "Oooh-I've been working on an analysis of all my spreadsheet data on the criminals of Jump City. Slade is my favorite subject! See, I have over 492 seperate entries on him alone...!"
Thought: 'He's good!'
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Robin and Sherry, simultaneously: "Maybe we could exchange data-"
Thoughts: 'Ohhhhh!'
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Robin: (Blushing) "Sherry? Uh-would you like to go to dinner tomorrow, and discuss merging databases...?"
Thought: 'Hee hee-I said 'merging'...'
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Sherry: (Blushing) "I would love to! Oh-but, I...I don't want to lead you on...I really like you, and want to work with you-but I have no interest whatsoever in sex..."
Thought: '...this is the part where he ditches me...'
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Robin: "Really? I have absolutely no interest in sex, either! That's great! Wanna be my new girlfriend? It will be cool! We can have fun, hold hands, share our work...and no kissing, or sex!"
Thought: 'Pleaseeeee...?'
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Sherry: "Oh wow! We are so, like, totally compatible! I think I love you, Robin-in a totally non-sexual way, of course."
Thought: 'maybe he'll let me hit him with the tennis racket? Oooh! That makes me almost feel horny-in a non-sexual way, of course...'
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Robin: "Cool! Wanna see my tennis racket?"
Thought: 'She is so cool, I could almost imagine kissing her without throwing up...'
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Sherry: (Holding Robin's tennis racket tenderly) "Robin...may I?"
Thought: 'eeeeeee!'
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Robin: "Hey-go ahead. It's better to have someone else smack my face with a tennis racket-it's so much more humiliating that way!"
Thought: 'Man-she is so hot! And she wants to hurt me! I am so lucky!'
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My thought: 'I think I may be scarred for life... And I thought I was fucked-up? Maybe I should go jump Beast-what the hell. Even if I destroy the whole tower, BB will die happy; Cy and Star won't even notice, and the two sadomasochist-nerds will probably get off on it... .'
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Brain: Wait till they see what's next!
Vin: Hey stupid-I don't have any more written yet; how am I gonna stall them?
Brain: Tell them you are waiting to get more phone numbers, and pictures of girls in their undies...
Vin: Oh yeah-like they'll fall for that...
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...NEXT...MORNING...AT...BREAKFAST...
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Cyborg limped down to breakfast, to find Robin and Sherry asleep on the couch, leaning against each other, laptops still at the ready.
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Cyborg: “Hey BB, check this!”
Thought: 'Hee hee-prank time...”
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Beastboy: “Where's my camera?”
Thought: 'Dude-blackmail ammunition!'
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Cyborg: “I got a bucket of water...heh heh.”
Thought: 'If you want a really good picture...'
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Me: “Probably not a good idea, boys.”
My thought: '...would be amusing, though...'
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Starfire: “What is the purpose of the bucket of water?”
Thought: 'Perhaps I should get the hose?'
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Beastboy: “See Star, you put their hands in water, and it makes them, uh...”
Thought: '...gonna be so great...'
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Cyborg: “Piss their pants! Hee Hee!”
Thought: 'Then I'll blame it on greenie...'
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Starfire: “That does not sound very kind.”
Thought: 'amusing, however...'
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The water was positioned. As soon as BB tried to move Robin's hand, however, he was grabbed by the throat.
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Robin: (Grinning broadly.) “Hah! I'm a light sleeper. Nice try dillweed.”
Thought: 'Shit-really lucked out, there.'
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Sherry: (Awakening sleepily.) “Oh, good morning 'Spanky.'”
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Robin: (Blushing furiously.) “Agghhhh! Misstre-I mean, Sherry!”
Thought: 'I should just kill myself now...'
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Beastboy and Cyborg: (ROFL) “Heeheehee-'Spanky'-hahahahahaha!”
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My thought: 'Have to admit, that was probably better than the water bit...'
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Starfire: “I do not understand. Who is 'Spanky?' And why is this so funny?”
Thought: '...and if anyone says I am dumb, I shall kick his ass!'
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Me: “She called him 'Spanky,' because last night, these two...”
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Robin: (Executing flawless death-glare aimed at Raven.)
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Me: “Uhhhh-Let's go to my room, Star.”
Thought: 'hmmm...or maybe...stupid 'Beast' fell asleep before I even got back upstairs, last night...'
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...MY...ROOM...
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Starfire: “Oh, I see. The 'Spanky' refers to Robin's submission to torture administered by the Miss-Tress?”
Thought: 'Hmmm...I think I would enjoy Miss-Tressing friend Cyborg. I must learn how to operate the welding torch...'
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Disturbing. I tried a subtle approach.
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Me: “Star-you're such a sweet girl. You wouldn't want to hurt anyone like that, right?”
My thought: 'Aaaaaahh! Lame!'
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Starfire: “Of course not, silly.”
Thought: 'I am so glad friend Robin explained lying to me.'
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Starfire: (Giving me an unexpected, big, sloppy kiss!) “Thank you for explaining the 'water trick,' and the 'Spanky,' and the glorious 'Miss-Tress' of domination of the male of the species.”
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My thought: 'Sorry, Cy. Shit! Next time 'party girl' kisses me like that...Bang! Zoom! To the Moon, Alice! Grrrrr! Where the hell is my 'Beast-toy'?'
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...IN...THE...KITCHEN...
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Beast: “But Raven-I'm hungry!”
Thought: '-and you're scary.'
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Me: “We are going to my room, for a nice long /cough/ talk.”
Thought: '...and I am all ears-Muahhahahahahaha!'
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...MY...ROOM...WHEEE!...
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Me: “Put it in, Beast! Hurry!”
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Beast: “I can't! It's too dark-I don't know where it is!”
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Me: “Do I have to do everything myself?”
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Beast: “You're making me nervous, Rae-just give me a minute, I'll find it...”
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Me: “I'm dying, here.”
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Beast: “Come on, Rae-I've never even seen yours.”
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Me: “Retard! Just feel around...yeah-right there, that's it.”
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Beast: “How do I do this?”
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Me: “Haven't you ever played with yours in the dark?”
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Beast: “Well-yeah...”
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(Fumbling in the dark. Subvocalized cursing.)
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Beast: “Oh-gross!”
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Me: “/sigh/ The other end, genius.”
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Beast: “Hey! I think I found it!”
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Me: “Fine...just get it in, before I fall asleep, okay?”
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Beast: “Fine. Be sarcastic. You should have just done it yourself, if you're in such a hurry!”
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Me: “You're right. Sorry, babe, I'll do it myself in a minute-just kiss me, okay?”
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My thought: 'Make mestop thinking about that Jackie Gleason line...'
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BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
Beastboy never did manage to get the CD player turned on, but once he started kissing me I forgot all about wanting mood music.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Me: “Do you still respect me, BB?”
Thought: 'Think carefully, 'Lumpy!''
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Beast: “Not only do I respect you-I'm still scared to death of you kicking the shit out of me!”
Thought: '...but at least weenies live longer...'
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Me: “Love me?”
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Beast: “Again?”
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My thought: 'Why the hell was it you picked him again, 'Love?''
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Love-Raven: 'He's cute!'
Lust: 'He can morph different parts of his body...hee hee'
Hate: 'Let's kill dumbshit now. Hold it! Do you think he can do a horse's-?'
Despair: 'I knew this would suck...'
Booyah: 'How bout we kick your ass again, Rosie?'
Happy: 'I like ponies!'
Smartass: 'Forget the green fuzzy dude-let's kill Happy...'
Bored: 'Who cares? I'm sleepy...'
Lust: 'Noooooooooo!'
Happy: 'Hee hee. Where's Dopey? Hee hee...No! Oww! Stop!'
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...DOWNSTAIRS...AGAIN...
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Sherry: “Robin-I am so sorry, honey. I'm such a bad girl. I deserve to be punished. You should spank me-spank me until my little bottom is glowing red! Yes!”
Thought: 'Ohhhh...melting...melting...'
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Robin: (Grinning evilly.) “You're forgiven...where is my ping-pong paddle...?”
Thought: 'What a girl!'
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My thought: 'And Beast thought I was creepy!'
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...CYBORG'S...ROOM...
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Starfire: (Knocking) “Cyborg-Tantath, open this door!”
Thought: 'Now we shall see who is the smartest-ass!'
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Cyborg: “But I'm tired, Star...”
Thought: '...and still sore...'
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Starfire smashed Cyborg's door, and entered his room.
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Starfire: “Who is the 'Booyah' now, earthworm!”
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Cyborg: “What are you doing dressed in leather? And what's with the goggles? And what the hell are you doing with my welding torch!”
Thought: 'Mommie...'
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Starfire: (Sparking the oxy-acetylene stream to life.) “Bow down before the Princess Miss-Tress of Tamarainian torture-”
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Cyborg: “Is that the broad-diffuser tip you have there? Wow! Nice choice, Star-I mean Misstress...”
Thought: 'She gets it! Cool! Now I got two people to help in the shop.'
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My Thought: 'I don't know about you, but this is getting wayyyy too weird for me. This is not right. We don't act like this. Could my mind reading be causing the others to act irrationally?
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I'm going to burn my records. We would be run out of town if anyone saw this.
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Wha!...oh, Beast...OH! BEAST!...Ahhhhhhhh! Beeeeeeeeast!...ohhhhhhhhh... .
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Happy: 'That is not a pony!'
Lust, Hate: 'Yeah-heh-heh-heh...!'
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...F...I...N...
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