Wrath and Love | By : Kailean Category: Comics > Squee! Views: 1756 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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By the time they had gotten into the meal with Minnie and Roman, most of Todd's anxiety had dissipated in regards to Marla and even Pepito, that is until Minnie started in on Pepito with her opinion on both of their stress levels.
You know what I bet his problem is, dear? she asked Pepito, and a good lot of yours too? You work too much. He doesn't get enough attention, and neither of you get out enough.
Listen to Minnie, Adrian. You two should take a trip with us. Perhaps to Venice. Roman smiled. I haven't had a good vacation there in years.
Pepito snorted. Yeah, two years, wasn't it?
No, I'm sure it's been longer than that. As I seem to recall-
No, no, Roman, Minnie plowed ahead, A trip isn't going to help, not in the long run. What he needs is to cut back at the office for good. You know, just work a little less each day. Then him and Todd could get some quality time together. You can't say that Adrian hasn't lost some of that awful tension in the time that Todd's with us.
No I can't, dear. But I still think a trip would do them both some good, as long as no business was mixed in, of course.
Minnie shook her head. Just think about it, Adrian. You take some time off, I bet you'll both feel one hundred percent better! If you had enough time, you might even want to fill it with some babies of your own. She stuffed a bite of potato into her mouth, then pointed the fork at Todd. Do you want babies, honey? I bet you two would make some beautiful babies.
Nearly chocking on a piece of salmon, Todd raised a cloth napkin from his lap to cough into it roughly as Pepito padded him on the back. By the time his throat was clear, his face was red, not just from lack of air, and he was sure that he had heard her wrong, or misinterpreted what she had meant. At the same time he could tell by his overly reserved smile that Pepito was holding in laughter. Maybe she had finally caught on to the couple joke, and decided that it was time for revenge?
Aww. Are you okay, Toddy? Minnie rubbed Todd's lower arm, her voice overly smooth like she was talking to a child that had just had skinned his knee.
Uh, yeah. I...I'm good.
Good! She clapped her hands together happily. So what about those babies? You know, Adrian's children will be the closest thing we'll have to grandchildren.
Todd looked to Pepito helplessly, hoping that somehow something about the words that were still leaving Minnie's mouth would start making sense.
I'm afraid Todd doesn't know very much about demonic reproduction, do you...heh...darling? Pepito smiled at the almost comical look that had taken over his friend's face, then looked back at Minnie. Besides, don't you think that's something that Todd and I should discuss in private?
Well, if it's a sore subject!
It's not. But it's a big decision. Not everyone wants children. Sighing, Pepito looked down at his plate. He had tried to choose his words carefully, but it obviously hadn't worked. He probably should have never let them think that he and Todd were together romantically, but then they would have been trying to get them together because according to Minnie they had always been aware of his 'very obvious feelings for Todd'. But either way, what he had said was true. Still, try telling that to people who had lived during a time when reproduction was considered the completion of a family...and who happened to be unable to conceive.
When no one seemed to be saying anything else, Todd took a deep drink of his wine in hopes that it would help take the edge off of the suddenly tense dinner. It didn't seem to help much, though the conversation eventually picked back up toward the end. By the time they left the apartment for their own, Minnie and Roman had both seemed in high spirits again, hugging each of them good night.
They both got dressed quickly, and Todd forced himself to wait until Pepito had closed the door to the limo that would take them to the play before finally saying what he had been thinking the whole time. What the hell was that all about?
What? Pepito gave him the most innocent look that he could conjure.
You know what. That...that thing with the babies that Minnie was talking about. He shook his head as if he could physically dislodge the idea.
Oh, that. You know how old get people about kids. Well, maybe not your grandparents, but-
Pepito, you've got to tell them the truth. This whole thing is getting really freakish, and you're going to have to eventually anyway. He cringed. And how is that even supposed to work?
There are several ways, actually. First, there's the traditional demonic method, which would basically involve the demon, me in this case, as one of the spiritual parents and a human man and woman as the biological parents. That's the way that I came into being. My science department is also working another method for same sex biological parents. Of course, two women is pretty straight forward. With two men, you still need a third parent, a woman obviously, because of eggs and mitochondrial dna. Plus, it's still proving pretty hard to simulate a uterus, though I expect the great Professor will come up with an exceptable model eventually.
He smiled as Todd's eyes grew wide. Obviously he hadn't quite caught up with the scientific advances that had taken place under Satanic rule. Still, I don't have to tell you that most men would have a hard time finding a woman willing to carry a child for them. At least for under a small fortune, which I have to admit they deserve. But, being the Antichrist has it's advantages. If I ever had a desire to procreate using that method, I'm pretty sure I've an adequate number of followers who would consider it an honor.
An honor...to be like your...incubation chamber?
Todd, must you find fault with everything? He sighed. They would be more like a chosen vessel. For many, I am their god, you know. It would afford them a very high status within the ranks. And it's not like I would force anyone, or choose some fourteen year old, unmarried peasant girl with a high likelihood of being stoned to death for it. And in any event, this is all highly hypothetical, as in if we ever wanted that.
We? Todd's arms wrapped around his own body protectively. As in you and me?
Oh, come on, Todd, stop acting so distraught. Pepito bit back a laugh. Besides, you know you want my babies.
Eww. No. He scooted over to the opposite end of the limo seat. I think I like it better over here.
What, so I'm gross now? Or you think I'd be a bad father?
Pep, I've always thought you were a little gross. This just reinforces it. And if the way you've been treating me lately is any indication, I think you would probably be a pretty good parent, okay? The only problem is that I'm not a little kid.
I know that. I just...I worry about you, you know. I thought that after the initiation, you would calm down, accept that you'd done your best and that it's okay now for you to relax and...hell, maybe even enjoy your life a little. But that doesn't seem to be happening, and I honestly don't know what to do about it.
Looking down at his clasped hands that now rested in his lap, Todd murmured his words softly, I'm sorry.
I know you are. Pepito shuffled over until he was once again sitting close to Todd, then raised a hesitate hand to drape about his shoulders. I'm not angry; I just wish I knew how to make you happy. He laughed a little under his breath because it had always seemed so easy, so natural in his mind. Once he had Todd, things would just fall into place, and neither of them would ever look back.
I wish I did too. Leaning back further into the seat cushions and Pepito's arm, Todd let the moment drag on. Apparently neither of them knew what to say because it was a few minutes before Pepito broke the silence when he picked up the conversation anew.
So, do you want any?
Any what?
Offspring. Oh, not with me. Just in general.
Todd let out a deep breath. We've talked about this before, haven't we?
Well, yes, but that was in high school. I've heard that human beings sometimes change their minds over time. Especially considering that the main reason was your parents, right? But you've been away from them for a long time now.
Pepito, most people learn parental skills from their parents, usually unconsciously. All that potential for neglect could still be lurking deep inside my brain, and it would be unethical to risk that. Plus, I think that having children, especially when you could adopt, is incredibly greedy. And when the world is in this state...that's pretty unacceptable.
What state would that be, Amigo?
On the brink of war, you jerk. Supposedly the ultimate war. And you want to have kids before it happens?
No. I wouldn't want to give the opposition that kind of potential leverage. Most of my, very tentative, family plans are scheduled for after the war. The war just so happens to be not so far away anymore.
So after the war, assuming you win-
And I will.
Todd shrugged. After the war, when you and the coven are immortal, you're going to just keep on having children? Aren't you trying to decrease the population?
Yes, I am. But that's the whole point. There will be room on Earth for new children then, and there will be room for robots and androids to make up the bulk of the service industry. The balance will have to be carefully maintained, of course, with population control and IQ tests for potential parents. The children wouldn't be immortal unless they earned it, most immortal humans will still be able to die by accident, and reincarnation from Hell would balance the population.
That makes sense, I guess. It left Todd wondering what was going to happen to the rest of the population during the war to downsize it that much by the end, but he held that question back. He had to remember that he couldn't change it, and therefore it was probably best if he didn't know to begin with.
Also-do me a favor and don't mention this to anyone yet-but I think that after the Republic of Hell on Earth has become stable enough, we should start colonizing other planets. It's ridiculous that in all the time people have been thinking about the end of days, they've always seemed to assume that the Earth is the be all and end all of existence. The Christians seem to think that the sun is never going to expand! Of course, that's Christians for you. I know that most of the prophecies were written before we understood such things, but come on. It's high time for an update, don't you think?
Todd just smiled and nodded. It was a good point, and probably an even better idea if the immortality thing was widely instituted. Even so, he had always hoped that by the time the human race went to space to live that they would be beyond petty religious bickering and other such prejudices...and not because they had some apocalyptic war to solve them. By the time that he had started to worry about what to say next, the limo had saved him, parking in front of the theater to let them out.
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Notes:
-Minnie and Roman are also from Rosemary's Baby. They belong to Ira Levin and Roman Polanski.
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