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     Tabitha slowly stretched and yawned; it had been a while since she suffered from a hangover. As a matter of fact… this was her first one, ever! Her head absolutely pounded with a headache and her stomach was so queasy, it made her nauseated to even think about what was needed to settle it. She slowly looked to the right and was slightly surprised to see J’onn… still asleep. What the hell did they drink last night, she wildly wondered; if it was enough to make him sleep in, it was probably powerful enough to knock out an entire herd of elephants! She lightly poked him and he didn’t even budge. She made sure that he was still breathing and her heart settled back down when she saw his chest slightly moving. Yeah… I’m pretty sure we won’t be drinking like that again!
     She finally willed herself to get up and noticed the contents on the floor: her clothes, J’onn’s clothes, something that looked like chewed up fruit rollups… in the form of panties… an uncapped tube of lube (a tube of lube??), Diana’s lasso (O_O)… Tabitha really didn’t want to know the details at that point! She dragged her naked body (naked? When did she ever sleep NAKED??) to the bathroom and reluctantly started the shower. She had a feeling that either herself or J’onn… or both had way too much liquor and flushed the toilet without bothering to lift the lid; whatever was in her stomach was doing repetitive 500 yard dashes and the mere thought of the sight of vomit was enough to make her slightly light headed! She slowly got in the shower and debated on even if she ever wanted to get out!
     She actually felt better after a few minutes; even her pounding headache had been reduced to a barely noticeable thump. Tabitha wrapped the towel around her body and made her way back into the bedroom. She just stood there in awe as she looked at the pristine room. There were no clothes on the floor (and the other items had magically disappeared as well…), the bed was made and her Martian was nowhere to be found. Tabitha slowly shrugged, found something very comfortable to wear and made her way downstairs.
     When she reached the bottom step, there was definitely no evidence of what happened the night before. She started to remember bits and pieces of the night: it was John’s birthday and the others had tricked him into coming over to Tabitha and J’onn’s home; seeing that the Martian was as straight as arrows could get, John felt that the night would be a simple, relaxed night around friends. He was proven wrong as soon as he stepped inside the house; before he could object, a cup was shoved into his hand. J’onn and Tabitha had spent almost an entire day coming up with a concoction that would hide any liquor’s taste; their plan was to not only get John drunk but the teetotaler Bruce as well! It took almost all of thirty minutes of Tabitha reassuring the two that their cups were totally safe.
     After her third cup of their secret mixture, however, things became really fuzzy for Tabitha. There was a suggestion of some sort of drinking game that involved who could fly around Gotham City at the lowest elevation without being seen; taking a shot for however many times they were seen. Another drunken game of Truth that involved a lasso (Diana’s more than likely; which still didn’t explain how it ended up in their bedroom) and then fuzziness. Tabitha knew that there should’ve been trash all over her living room but it was as pristine as her bedroom. She went past that room and into the kitchen, where everyone was sitting down, eating. She sat down between Wally and J’onn and he immediately pushed a bowl of fruit towards her.
     “Eat it.” were his only words. She looked at him as he slightly kept his head down. She was about to pick up a piece of watermelon from the bowl until she noticed someone standing by the bay window. Bruce was silent as he peered out into the backyard. Tabitha could do nothing but stare with a mix of confusion and fear in her heart; he was in his Batman gear and a carefully placed machete lying on top of his shoulder blade. It looked as though he was barely breathing as he angrily stared outside.
     “Uhhh… Bru…” Tabitha was about to call out but was immediately hushed by Shayera. Tabitha glanced at her but then turned back to the sight of Bruce, “… but… why is he…”
     “Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t… just… don’t!” Wally warned her. She continued to stare at him, still.
     “He… he as a machete… where did he get…” Tabitha looked around the table to make sure that everyone was accounted for. She couldn’t shake the eerie feeling she got as no one wanted to even look in Bruce’s general direction. Each founding member idly ate their bowl of watermelon including J’onn who she knew didn’t even have to consume any food! She tried to study the machete Bruce held in his hand; there was nothing on it, “Umm… exactly what happened last…” she slowly switched glances from Bruce back to the others.
     “Trust me when I say this: the less you remember about last night… the better! Now… eat your fruit, Tabitha…” J’onn calmly and lowly told her. She looked at him.
     “But…”
     “Eat… your… fruit…” he almost hissed at her. Knowing that he had never hissed at her before, she slowly took a piece and ate it. I don’t even like watermelon!
     Days, months, even years would go by that no one ever spoke of what happened during John’s birthday party, the reason for Bruce’s silent treatment and his machete… and why the group was silently forced to eat those pieces of wickedly delicious watermelon pieces!

*The scene where Bruce is standing in front of the window with a machete was taken from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0_uqcBZ6RU
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