PASR: The Fluff | By : Kailean Category: Comics > Squee! Views: 1719 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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PASR: Chapter Two, Pepito's POV
“During his campaign, President Bush gave an interview and he said people would vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo. After he was elected, he displayed rather different qualities more aligned with those of the Tickle me Hellmo.”
My American Government professor droned on to the class, but I wasn't really listening. I was watching the sun sink behind tree and building tops from my desk near the window, and thinking about last night. I absentmindedly doodled in my notebook, adding yet another drawing to my collection of apocalyptic doom.
----------------Flash Back Begins----------------
“Amigo? Was...that a marriage proposal?”
“Heh. No. Don't worry.” He planted a single kiss on my lips before attempting to flee the situation. “I'm gunna get a shower.”
He made to rise, but my arms retained their grip. “Stay here.”
“But I'm all sticky and covered in sweat.” He whined playfully.
“I like you like that.” Just to prove it I pulled the length of his body flush against my own. When I felt him relax I ran my hand down his side, then slipped it between both of our stomachs. Gathering some fluid, I moved my hand up to massage it into the skin of his chest and neck.
“Pepito! What are you doing?” He demanded with real surprise and fake indignation.
I just gave him a sly, toothy grin before flipping us back over, so that I was once again on top. I straddled his hips and pinned his arms above his head. Then I pecked his lips before lowering my head to blow on the moisture my hand had left on his nipple. As I felt him shutter I let my tongue trace slow circles around the pink bud before finally giving it a little nip. He gave an involuntary moan, and I raised my head to look into his face. It was deliciously flushed. He was biting his lower lip in that irresistible way, but what touched me the most was the look of longing and trust in his eyes. No one has ever made me want to be worthy of such trust the way Todd does.
-----------------Flash Back Ends--------------------
Before I lost myself to my mind's replay of the next events, which would no doubt have caused a physical reaction that would embarrass me in front of the class, my attention was caught by my, now finished, drawing: Todd's face, exactly as I remembered it from the previous night. I smiled stupidly at it until I was alerted by the sound of rustling classmates that the class had adjourned. It was very unbecoming of a Prince of Darkness. If Father had seen it, He probably would have given me a good, hard smack to the back of the head. I wondered briefly what horrors he would inflict upon me, and how disappointed he would be, if he knew what I had been thinking all day: That I almost wished my best friend's off-handed comment from last night actually had been a marriage proposal.
Of course, marrying another man could put a hefty dent in the world express bus to Hell that I'm supposed to be driving. It would definitely make it harder to ascend to unprecedented political power. Still, I couldn't get it out of my mind.
I was so giddy that on the way back to our campus apartment I made a small detour for flowers and candy. And gum. Gum to cover up the taste of the cigarette I had smoked earlier in the kollege parking lot because Todd hates it.
I entered the apartment as quietly as possible, and found Todd unawares in the kitchen. It was his turn to make dinner, and it looked like he was preparing a cheese cake for dessert. I crept up stealthily behind him, and surprised him with a hug.
“Hey Amigo!” My arms closed tightly around him from behind, preventing him from jumping out of his skin or spinning around to clock me with the mixing spoon.
“ACK! Pepito, don't do that!”
I loosened my hold some, wrapping one arm around his waist and propping my head on his shoulder. “Sorry Squee. Can I lick the spoon?”
When he hesitated, pretending to consider my request, I reached for the bouquet I had placed on the counter behind us just before hugging him. “I brought you flowers.” I said enticingly, as if to help him decide if I deserved to lick the spoon.
“Oh.” He said with shock in his voice.
I couldn't tell if it was a good or bad kind of shock, but it was definitely not the reaction I was going for. So, I tried again. “There's candy too. It's in my back pack in the common room.”
“Uh, thanks Pepito, but you don't have to do all this.” He turned around to face me. “You don't owe me anything. I'm not some girl that you think might make a good future first lady.”
“But-”
“Don't. It's okay. I understand. I've always understood.” With that he deposited the cake mix in the refrigerator to chill, and retreated to his room to study...for the rest of the night.
I would be lying if I said his reaction didn't hurt. I felt a terrible burning inside. The pain was almost physical. It was worse than when Father used to make me bathe in holy water as punishment. I bowed my head to hide the inner torment that I was sure my face betrayed. As he left the room my earlier protest fell pitifully from my limps to be heard by no one else. “But, I love you.”
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Notes:
-The following quote is by Bill Maher: "Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo."
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