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Robin Doesn't Know	By : Malcore Category: DC Verse Cartoons - Teen Titans > Threesomes Plus Views: 4757 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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*Disclamier*
This has nothing to do with the last chapter.

It was a kool satuarday night. So far the Titans had hit 5 diffenrt clubs and so far the only one not drunk was Cyborg.
At the latest club they were having a singing contest. Robin slamed back his 25th shot at the club o far and staged onto the stage.

“Alright every one, do you wanna hear the titans sing?” He called out.
This call caught the attion of more than a few people, most noctailbe the other titans.
“What the hell is he doing?” Beast boy hissed.
“He’s gonna make us laughting stocks!” Moaned Raven.
“I knew he shouldn’t of been having all that whiskey.” Cyborg said.
“OOOOOOOO Go robin!” Cried out a Very drunk Starfire.

Robin tells the guys what song to play and grabes the mike.

“Okay, this next song, is deacaited to a real big asshole who I hate, Slade, this one is for you!.”

You must die I alone am best!

I hope ya flip some guy the bird
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve
In front of the Beatles' tour bus
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck
Hauling hazardous biological waste
The light turns red you have no brakes
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape
So you can see the look on your face

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

I hope your Pinto begins to spin
Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner
Perhaps even the British Royal Family
And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy
And we can't forget the newlyweds
And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob"

Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock
Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance"
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
And forces you to play a game called "Balls On Chin"
And whatever happens next is all a blur
But you remember "fist" can be a verb
And when you finally regain consciousness
You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress
And the prison guard looks the other way
‘Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope you die!”

After singing the song, Robin looked spent but was smileing as the crowd cheered him on for anther one.

“Alirght! You guys wanna hear anther one? Guys, get up here!” Robin called to the others.

Beast boy stumbled to the stage while Cyborg had to carry Starfire there. Raven simply managed to make it on there.
After talking alone for a couple of seconds they agreed on a new song.

[Intro - Robin]
I don't know dude
I think everybody's all jealous and shit
Cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude
And I think everybody's got a fuckin problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show
Because.

Chorus - Robin]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Verse - Robin]
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies? my name's Boy wonder lady
I'm the lead singer in Teen Titans baby"
They're all like "Oh my God it's him!"
"Becky oh my fucking god it's Robin!!!"
"I swear to fucking God dude you fucking rock!"
"Please won't you please let me suck your cock!"
And by now, the rest of the team get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're trying to steal the light from me
Yesterday Cyborg tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me be

Chorus - Robin]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band!

Bridge - Robin] (3x)
My band! my band! my band!

[Verse - Raven]
You just wanna see a Raven backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto?
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
And no I'm Raven (oh I thought you were Stafire)
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?!
Cause my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doing jumpin jacks whiling get whipped on my back

[Verse - Cyborg & (Beast Boy)]
Look at Rob little punk ass thinking he the shit
(Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick)
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
(Robin: No I had an interview, not you two)
You gon be late for soundcheck
(Man I ain't going to soundcheck)
And our mics are screwed up (and his always sound best!)
(You know what man, I'm a say something)
(Hey yo Rob!) (Robin: You got somethin to say?!)
(Man nothing) I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up?
(Man I'm a tell him when I feel like it, man shut up)
(And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be a crew)
Man I was bout to talk right after you, I swear
(Aww man whatever) I swear man

Chorus - Robin]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band!

[Verse - Starfire]
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Went from sold out arenas to the amusement parks
I'm gon let the world know that Star is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts
(Robin: Hey yo it's.. )
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band!)
We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent?
And these guys acting funny every area code
(Robin: Star carry my bag) bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Batman and Dre?!)

Verse - Beast Boy]
God damn it, I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Cyborg - slipped me some crack
'Lose Yourself' video I was in the back
'Superman' video I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Robin! ask us the questions
Like who's Teen Titans? how we get started? (What about Robin?)
Bitch are you retarded?!
Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass dick, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy!)
50 told me to do situps to get buff
Did two and a half and then couldn't get up
Fuck Teen Titans! I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

[Robin Singing]
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
And it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band
(Man fuck this!) {*punch*}

Chorus - Beast boy]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band (ha ha!)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (fuck Robin!)
Cause once I blow I know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

Bridge - Robin] (3x)
My band! my band! my band

Beast boy]
The hottest boy band in the world - Teen Titans!

[Robin as a Salsa singer]
I'm the lead singer of my band
I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's want to dance
My salsa, look out for my next single it's called 'My Salsa'
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
Where'd everybody go?

The club was filled with cheers as the Teen Titans were announced the winners of the contest.
After somehow making it back to the tower in one piece all of them went to sleep not remembering a thing till it was showed on the news the next morning.
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