Reading Minds | By : SAMVAN Category: DC Verse Cartoons - Teen Titans > Het Views: 5986 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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A little 'eavesdropping' on Cyborg, downstairs in the garage:
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Cyborg: (whistling)
Thoughts: Yeah, baby! You are so beautiful. I know Robin's jealous. Idiot. Hah! (Looking at himself once again, in the T-car's mirror.) I should go make my move on Star right now. I know she so digs me: Toucan Sam don't stand a chance...'
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Me: (makes 'bleah' face)
Thought:-must-not-hurl-
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Starfire: “Robin? May I interrrupt your savage beating of the bag-of-punching? It is important to me that I...”
Thought: 'Hmm...Robin, or Raven, or Cyborg? So confusing. I hope Robbie-pooh can make the decision for me...'
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Robin: “What!”-puff-”Star, this isn't”-whew-”the best time...”
Thought: 'Concentrate. Kick Slade's ass-be nice to Star. Hate Raven-I mean Slade-Love Star. Well, not LOVE love. I mean, not kissing love. Or anything gross like that...'
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Starfire: “Well, then, if you do not have time for talking then parhaps I should find another boyfriend, like friend Cyborg, or friend Raven!”
Thought: 'Idiot! I want you to grab my Grbonobs!'
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Robin: “Ummm... Raven is not a boy. Okay-let's talk.”
Thought: 'C'mon! Think Robin, think! I can't tell her I...'
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My thought: 'Aha! I knew it!' (Evil smile.)
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Robin's thought: '...can't have sex when I'm cycling Andro...'
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My thought: 'Ohh-steroids! That explains why he has no-hee hee...'
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Slade's thought: 'They are called 'Nads,' my dear.'
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My thought: 'What the fuck! You're dead!'
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Slade's thought: 'Yes-you managed to convince Robin of that, didn't you? But are you sure now? Am I dead-and you're going insane, or am I alive-and interrupting the flow of this story by some previously unknown mental powers? Or did 'Vin' just run out of humorous dialogue? What do you think, Raven dear?'
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My thought: 'I don't have time for this shit-I am anxious to find out what transpires between Starfire and Robin!'
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Slade: 'Yes, of coure, dear. Pardon me. Continue with your eavesdropping...'
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Starfire: “Robin-why is it that you always must do something else whenever I wish for you to kiss with me?”
Thought: '...perhaps Raven, and Cyborg?'
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Robin: “I-uh-respect you too much to-uh-take advantage of your-uh-trusting nature?”
Thought: 'She'll buy that, right? Man, I am such an Idiot!'
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Starfire: “Well then, perhaps I should look for someone who does not respect me!”
Thought: 'Taths wright, nisn't it?'
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Starfire: “I am going to leave now, and find a new boyfriend-or-or-or-Raven-friend.”
Thought: 'girlfriend-but we are already girlfriends...?'
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Starfire left Robin alone, with his favorite person, and headed to the kitchen...
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-...T...H...I...I...S...A...P...A...S...S...A...G...o...f...T...I...M...E...
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Cyborg: “Hey, Star! Hey-how would you like-uhh, umm-you wan'a snack too?”
Thought: 'C'mon, Cy-don't be a chicken...'
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Starfire: “Friend Cyborg, perhaps I could talk to you about boyfriending rituals?”
Thought: 'Come and get it now, before Raven does...'
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Cyborg: (Choking on milk) cough”-uh-yeah,” cough. “I-(cough)-really like that Star. You wanna-”
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Starfire: "Yes!"
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Cyborg's thought: 'Damn, I am so smooth...'
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Meanwhile, in my room...
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Beastboy: (Knocking.) “Hey Raven? Umm, are you busy?”
Thought: 'please don't let her kill me...'
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Me: (Opening the door and trying not to glare too menacingly.) “Ummm...”
Thought: 'Oh Gd-is he hiding something behind his back?'
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Beastboy: (Sweating profusely.) Remember when-um-I went in you mirror, and you didn't kill me, and said we were friends, and your happy self said I was funny, and your sad self said she was sorry for always being mean to me and kicking my ass...” Thought: 'I am soo dead.'
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Me: (Nodding)
My thought: 'Idon't like where this is going-maybe I should glare a little more...'
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Beastboy: “...and then when that Malchoir-dude, well, um-like broke your heart-but he didn't, and I said you were waaay creepy, but you still had us-me- as your friend, and you hugged me, and I fainted, and then-and the- whenever I turned into that Were-wolf-thingy and I rescued you from the other Were-wolf-thingy; but everyone else thought that I tried to hurt you, but you said "no-I saved you"- and then you came to me on the beach and told me I was a man, and that we were haveing a 'moment,' and I said you could call me Beast-Man or Beast-Dude, and you said...”
Thought: 'Just keep talking-and maybe she won't hurt you until after-'
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Me: “Wait, BB. Are you trying to make some kind of point here?”
Thought: 'OMG! I think he' serious-WE should kick his ass, now-NO! I mean I should kick his ass...'
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Beastboy: “Yeah, well-uhh-um-I wanted to ask you-ummm...and here, these are for you.”
Thought: (Cowering) 'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch...'
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Me: “Flowers?”
Thought: '...brave little shit. Uncharacteristic...'
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Beastboy: “You want to go to a-a-a movie, or something?”
Thought: 'I did it! I'm still alive! And I didn't faint...'
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Me: “Uhhm-I guess it wouldn't kill me-but I pick the movie, and you will not try any crap like touching me, or anything...”
Thought: 'Did I just say 'okay?''
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Beastboy: (Fainting)
Thought: '...yet..
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Robin chose that very moment to pass by, on his way to take a shower.
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Robin: "What did you do to Beastboy? (Eyes widening.) And are those-flowers you're holding?"
Thought: 'I wish someone would give me flowers...'
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Me: "BB just fainted, because I said I would go somewhere with him, or something."
Thought: '...ha-ha, my flowers...'
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Beastboy: "Did I miss it?"
Thought: 'Let's see-I knocked on Raven's door, and...'
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Robin: "Miss what, Beastboy?"
Thought: 'Say it-say it!'
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Beastboy: "Our date-me and Raven."
Thought: 'I didn't mean date-please don't kill me, Raven.'
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Robin's thought: 'Yes! He said it! Hee-hee.'
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Me: "Who said anything about a date! I agreed to go to a movie-that's it!"
Thought: '...but if you behave yourself...well-someone might die while trying to make love to me-wanna prove your bravery...?'
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Robin: (snicker)
Thought: 'She's gonna kick his ass!'
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Me: "You find something amusing, Wonderbread?"
Thought: 'Maybe I will kick someone's ass, after all...'
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Robin: "NO! I mean yes! It's funny that Beastboy doesn't know-"
Thought: 'Great save-yess! Stay sharp, Dickie... .'
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My thought: 'Fluffy pink... Shit! Get out of my head! Damn you, Starfire!'
Me: "I'll be ready at 5:30, Beastboy."(Glaring)" You were going somewhere, Robin- Somewhere else?"
Thought: '...now, moron...'Dickie?'...'
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Robin: "Oh yeah. Shower."
Though: "Yes-clean is good. Clean body-clean mind."
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You know the drill...if you like, if you want more; please review! ~Vin~
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