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Mr. Mxy's Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Funhouse	By : Jayrich Category: DC Verse Cartoons - Teen Titans > Crossovers > Threesomes Plus Views: 9481 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Mr. Mxy’s Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Funhouse Part 2
“R-Robin…”
She slowly climbs to her feet and begins to move towards the boy wonder, barely able to lift her feet as her legs tremble from the sensation in her grabnak (pussy). She shows signs of resisting the effects of the pollen, but none of them strong enough to sway her from her carnal urges. Her pussy begins to overflow with love juices as they drip down her legs. And as Robin slowly begins to back away, the signs are very clear to him; she wants cock.
“Dude, I hope you got mega-condoms in that utility belt.” Beast Boy tells him
“Not now!” Robin barks back, before turning to his Tamaranian teammate. “Star, you gotta snap out of it. This isn’t you. This isn’t want you want.”
“Want…” That word causes her to stop in her tracks, giving the Titans a sense of calm.
“I think you got through to her.” Argent says.
Unfortunately, it’s a false sense of calm. “Want…I want you.” Subtly, she bends her knees, preparing to pounce. “Robin…I desire…your cock!”
And with the speed of a predator, she gives into that desire and tackles Robin to the ground. Straddling him, she nearly rips his head off as she forces his mouth into hers, a kiss that goes far beyond the word ‘passionate’. Her tongue invades his mouth ruthlessly, treating it like a second home as she works frantically to wrap her arms around her impromptu lover. Robin tries to keep that from happening but is fighting a losing battle, until help arrives in the form of Beast Boy. He manages to pull the Tamaran off, separating her from Robin.
“Sorry to break up the makeout, but—MMMPPHHH!!!!”
Starfire soon finds a replacement pair of lips, those of Beast Boy’s. She’s able to get her arms around him, and adds to the makeout by rubbing her inner thigh against him. The kiss is almost hypnotic, as Beast Boy’s eyes roll into the back of his head. He lets her tongue take full control, and makes no attempt to break away from the Tamaranian, until Robin separates them forcibly.
“OK…That was sweet…” Beast Boy utters, wearing a huge grin.
“FOCUS!!!” Robin yells at him, shocking him out of it.
“Oh right, got it!” The changeling and the Boy Wonder prepare to restrain their mighty teammate, when suddenly a red energy brick wall appears before them, courtesy of Argent.
“You guys get out of here before she rapes ya!” She tells them. “I’ll have a go at her. She won’t go for me.”
“EHHHHHHH! Wrong, silver-skin!” Mxy chimes in. “You see, another interesting thing about Tamaranians, they aren’t a discriminatory race. Male or Female, THEY’LL STILL TAKE YA IN THE SACK!!!!”
Argent finds out just how true Mxy’s statement is when Starfire glomps her to the floor. As before, she lets her lips do the talking, smothering Argent’s as she grinds her body against hers. Shock fills the energy-wielding Titan’s body, especially as Starfire brings her tongue into play. But before things can escalate more, Robin & Beast Boy each grab an arm and force Star off of her. They end up having to hold on tight from an arms distance, as she tries to continue a tongue-wrestling match with either of them.
“We gotta find a way to restrain her!” Robin says, struggling to hold on to her.
Beast Boy has the same trouble. “Easier said than done, dude! I don’t think anything can tie her down!”
That statement sets off a light bulb for Argent. “Yes there is!” Calling on her powers, Argent creates a long, winding rope meant especially for her ‘infatuated’ teammate. As Beast Boy & Robin release Starfire, Argent goes to work, whipping & wrapping the rope all around her body, binding her arms and legs tightly before coiling the rope around her torso and thighs. She ties it in the strongest knot she can make as Robin & Beast Boy examine her work. Unfortunately, as they quickly notice, the design & pattern lean more towards submissive than restraint.
“OK…” Beast Boy utters in shock. “Lemme guess, you’ve been reading Raven’s bondage magazines again?”
“It’s my first time trying this, OK!?” Argent barks back, rubbing her forehead in frustration. “Look, she’s ties up and it worked! That’s all that matters!”
Robin walks up to Argent and puts a hand on her shoulder. “You did a good job. That’s all that matters.”
“Yeah, great job.” Beast Boy agrees, giggling under his breath. “Maybe we should hand her up and give her a spanking next…”
“Knock it off, Beast Boy!” Robin orders. “Now’s not the time!”
“Dude, chill out!” Beast Boy yells back. “I was just making a joke. Stop being a…”
“Excuse me,” Mxy interrupts, “I hate to put an end to this thought provocative debate…” He then mimics the sound of sleep, snoring loudly for a moment before continuing. “…BUT THE GAME’S NOT OVER YET!!!”
“Hey, wait!” Beast Boy counters. “If this is a real game, it should have rules. How are we supposed to know when we win for good?”
Mxy puts his hand on his chin and ponders Beast Boy’s words. “Hmmm, the green bean teen’s got a point. OK, here’s the skinny. I’ll keep throwing horrible, powerful & unstoppable enemies at you, and you have to fight them until you can get me to speak, spell, blah-blah-blah…my name backwards…twice! And speaking of unstoppable enemies…”
With a snap of his fingers, Mxy transports the 4 Titans from the darkened warehouse, to…of all places…the Las Vegas Strip. Needless to say, the move has confused them.
“OK, are we here to gamble?” Beast Boy asks, before stretching his fingers. “Cause I’m a genius at Blackjack!”
“No, but you’re gonna wish you had a blackjack.” As those words leave Mxy’s lips, a shadow appears from above the Titans. It grows larger & larger at a phenomenal rate, which only puts a sinking feeling in their stomachs, especially Robin’s.
“SCATTER!!!”
Argent grabs hold of Starfire, and leaps to safety along with BB & Robin, just as the person the shadow belongs to crashes down onto the pavement. The earth rumbles, as passers-by fall to the ground from the shock. The dust kicks up, and the Titans rise to their feet only to see a gigantic hulking figure standing in the crash site. Once the dust dissipates, they’re able to put a face to the figure. Mr. Mxyzptlk has called in an enforcer of sorts. He stands over 2 stories tall, and is wearing a well-tailored suit with matching fedora, and a pair of white gloves. His skin seems to be made of densely compacted concrete, another trait that doesn’t bode well for the Titans.
“I’d like you guys to meet my pal, OL’ CEMENT HEAD!” Mxy announces, floating over to his friend. “He likes to ‘Fix’ things.”
“Heh, heh, heh…” The massive giant snickers as he cracks his knuckles, ready to throw down on the Vegas Strip. Meanwhile, Robin, Beast Boy & Argent huddle together to come up with a game plan, unsure of how to approach their new foe.
“We can take this guy down.” Robin says. “Starfire you start by…”
“Uh, dude?” Beast Boy gives Robin a reminder of their situation by pointing at the Tamaran, who’s trying to power her way out of Argent’s ropes. A small amount of drool drips down the side of her madly grinning lips, and there’s distant look in her eyes, even as she stares at her teammates. Her mind entertains the thought of ravaging all three of them, and having them ravage her just as much. It fuels her desire to break free; fortunately Argent keeps a strong hold on her powers to keep Star restricted.
“Looks like your heavyweight won’t be able to help you this round.” Mxy mocks, before laughing maniacally.
“Hysterical.” Robin utters flatly, before turning back to his teammates. “But he’s got a point. We gotta change up our gameplan with Starfire out of it. Beast Boy, you play the distraction while…”
“Distraction!?” Clearly BB isn’t happy with the plan. “Dude, I can morph into a Tyrannosaurus Rex and you want me to play the distraction?”
“We don’t have time for this, Beast Boy!” Robin barks out. “Just distract him! Argent and I will try to take him off his feet!”
Beast Boy lets out a growl of disapproval, reluctant to go through with his end of the plan, but he does. Morphing into hummingbird, he quickly flutters up to Mxy’s gigantic enforcer, successfully capturing his attention…
“Heh, heh, heh…”
…though in the wrong way, as he puts both his hands on each side of the Titan, preparing to squash him in his palms. Seeing this, Beast Boy opts for a more offensive approach, and morphs into a kangaroo before delivering a dual kick to the giant’s face. It’s enough of a distraction for Robin & Argent, as they both attack the monster’s legs; Robin using his bat-grapple and Argent using her powers. They grab hold and yank, toppling the towering giant and sending him crashing to the street, causing a mini-earthquake.
“Did it work?” Beast Boy asks, landing on the ground in his human form. He immediately gets his answer as Ol’ Cement Head quickly rises back to his feet and goes on the offensive. He throws a punch at Argent, causing her to retreat with Starfire in tow. Next, he goes after Robin, who backs up and gets on the defensive.
“Regroup! We gotta try again!” He orders.
Regroup? The hell with that!” Fed up with his role in the battle, Beast Boy takes his own offensive as he turns to Argent. “Argent, Beast Boy Blitz!”
He runs toward his teammate at full speed, as she stares back in confusion. “Beast Boy what?”
“Just throw me at him!” He yells, leaping into the air and morphing into an Armadillo. Rolling into a ball, he leaps into Argent’s energy hand, and she hurls him with all her might. In mid-flight he morphs again, this time into a rhinoceros, and literally gores the behemoth, sending it stumbling back. From there, he morphs into the suggestion he offered earlier, a T-Rex, and chomps down on the goliath’s right arm. Cement Head is able to toss him off but Argent quickly picks the fight back up, not giving him a chance to breath as she pounds him with energy fists. The heavy blows push the giant into a nearby Casino/skyscraper, where Beast Boy decides to finish it. Morphing into a Wooly Mammoth, he charges forward and bulldozes Cement Head through the lobby and into the building. A moment later, its foundation, along with the 1st & 2nd floor, cave in under the weight, and the building crumbles down to the ground, kicking up dust and debris into the air.
Loud rumbling echoes through the Las Vegas Strip, its silence only coming when the building is completely toppled and crumbled. Robin, Argent and Mxy all stand in quiet shock, unable to determine the outcome of the battle. But when the dust clears the scene shown to them says it all; Cement Head lays unconscious on top of the rubble, with Beast Boy walking away…barely. A trickle of blood goes down the side of his mouth, and he looks to be a bit brutalized, but the Titan stands victorious.
“Heh…guess you can say we brought the house down…” He quips, before celebrating his victory like a champion boxer, flexing and all. “The winners, and STILL Titan Champions… ARGENT AND BEAST B-WAAAUUUGHHH!!!”
His victory speech is abruptly interrupted by Robin, who doesn’t look pleased as he grabs him by his collar. “What is your problem, Beast Boy!?” He barks at him. “Do you KNOW how many people you could’ve hurt with that little stunt!?”
“What is YOURS!?” Beast Boy counters, pushing him off. “I took down Mr. Big, Gray & Nasty in the three-piece suit. We won! We’re winning the game and—!”
“This is NOT a game!” Robin interrupts, speaking angrily through his teeth.
Beast Boy fires right back, though. “Yes it IS! Dude, that short guy over there, Mr. Mixed Drink or whatever, I’m betting he’s got enough power to wipe us out easily! But if he wants to run us through tons of bad guys just for a game, then I plan on winning!”
The green Titan puts an end to their conversation by walking away past the Boy Wonder. That is, until Robin grabs his arm. “I didn’t say you could leave…”
Beast Boy yanks his arm out of Robin’s grip, before turning back to him, getting right in his face. “Since when do I need your permission!?”
“WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! TIME OUT!!!”
Suddenly, the two fuming Titans find themselves inside a boxing ring, Robin in the red corner & Beast Boy in the ‘green’. Both of them are being attended to by trainers as if they’re preparing for the next round. In the middle of the ring, Argent is reluctantly strutting around carrying a sign above her head which reads ‘Round 69’. Mxyzptlk, predictably, is playing the role of ring announcer as a mic drops down from the sky.
“You two sluggers look ready to throw down! I LOVE IT!!!” Mxy announces, wearing a huge grin. “ONLY IN JUMP CITY!!!”
Robin becomes fed up with Mxy’s games and pushes the trainers out of the way. “Enough of this! I want—MMMPHHH!!!”
Robin suddenly finds his rant halted by a red X placed over his mouth, courtesy of Mxy. “Ah-ah-ah, you’re forgetting the rules, red canary.” He mocks. “I say went the fun and merriment ends! You should get with the program like your wild friend here. He enjoys my games…”
“Yeah, well he always did have lame tastes.”
The voice comes from Argent, and is accompanied by something more stinging that her wit. As Mxy turns, he sees a giant pink energy fist barreling towards him. It’s a sneak attack good enough to take out even the most formidable foes. But being from the 5th dimension, Mxy merely chuckles at the attempt and snaps his fingers, stopping Argent’s attack stone cold.
“What…what? I…I can’t move!” She says, straining to break free of Mxy’s sway.
“OK Toots, the power hands are getting real old.” Mxy tells her. “I had enough of them dealing with that lantern jerk! What you need is a simple costume change…WARDROBE!!!!”
ZZZZZZZZBOOMPH!!!
And in an instant, the Titans find themselves back inside the darkened warehouse, all relatively unharmed and unchanged…except for Argent. Instead of her goth-inspired dress, she now wears a long black raincoat and matching boots, a tight red T-shirt, black jean shorts, and a pair of large shades. Needless to say, she’s not happy about the change.
“WHAT THE BLOODY HELL AM I WEARING???”
“NOW THAT’S A LOOK!” Mxy boasts. “Although you’ll need a new name to go with it; something peppy. Hmmm…Elation? Nah! Doesn’t fit! How about…Delight? NAH! Too high-brow!” He puts his hand under his chin to think. “Hmmm, maybe something that starts with a ‘J’…THAT’S IT! I’ll call you…JOY!!!”
Joy…that’s about the polar opposite of what Argent is feeling at the moment, and she plans on showing Mxy just how much “joy” she has for his changes. But as she thrusts out her hands to use her powers, and peculiar reaction takes place…she shoots out colorful balls of explosive energy.
“Fireworks!?” She says in angered shock.
Mr. Mxyzptlk smiles back at the silver-skinned titan and explains. “Well, the powers have to match the new look.”
This sends her near the boiling over point, as it does Robin, who’s finally able to remove the red X from his mouth by ripping it off. “Mxyzptlk, you’re gonna…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!”
The blindingly painful sensation of forcing super 5th dimension adhesive tape from your skin finally catches up with the Boy Wonder, as he yells in muffled pain and jumps around holding his mouth. Mxy takes this moment to float over to Beast Boy, who’s snickering over the ‘transformation’ Argent has gone through.
“Heh, I knew you’d like that, kid.” Mxy tells him, about to snap his fingers again. “Let’s have a small chat, shall we?”
ZZZZZZZZBOOMPH!!!
Beast Boy blinks his eyes, and finds he’s now currently alone in the darkened warehouse, save for Mr. Mxyzptlk. “I’ve had my eye on you since I started this game, kid.” Mxy begins. “You’re not like those other Titans. Nope, you actually got a sense of humor! You understand the pranks I pull are out of sheer enjoyment. And if someone gets hurt or killed…eh, sucks to be them.”
Surprisingly, Beast Boy finds himself nodding his head in agreement with the magical being. “Well, yeah. I get what you mean…kinda…”
Mxy grins deviously and continues. “You know, I’ve been looking for somewhat of an apprentice jokester. Someone I can have a few Yuks with in this realm. Lord knows the Dolt of Steel and the Blah Knight don’t have a sense of humor.”
“OK…” BB replies, sounding intrigued. “But what’s in it for me?”
“Whatever you want, kid!”
Mxy exclaims his statement by snapping his fingers, and in a flash, Beast Boy finds his entire outfit drastically changed. His traditional purple & black hero garb remains, but a purple cashmere jacket has been added to his wardrobe, along with a large, shiny gold ‘BB’ medallion hanging from his neck. The look is capped off with hot shades and rings on his fingers.
“I can make you TOP DOG in the hero game, baby!”
With another snap of his fingers, Mxy changes the scenery again, transporting Beast Boy into a large hot-tub, wearing nothing but the medallion and swim trunks with his likeness on the front. Before the young Titan can even blink, he finds himself surrounded by super vixens of the elite variety; Wonder Woman, Hawkgirl, Stargirl and Argent, all wearing bikinis of the skimpy variety.
“Imagine it, green bean.” Mxy tells him. “With my powers, I could make Superman look like a Rent-A-Cop compared to you! Every dame on this planet will be at your door, wanting you to go ‘Beast’ on them!” That statement brings a huge grin to Beast Boy’s face, which does the same to Mxy. “Perhaps you’d like a sample of what the old master can do for you.”
With a wink of his eye, Mxy commands the likeness of Argent to service Beast Boy; and she does, diving into the warm, bubbling waters of the hot tub. A moment later, Beast Boy feels his boxers being pulled down to his knees, and then a gentle hand wrapping around his cock, followed by two lips.
“This is so totally awesome…” BB utters, lying back and enjoying the ‘sample’. Unfortunately, it’s a short-lived enjoyment as…
“BEAST BOY!!!”
Robin and Argent, the ladder carrying Starfire with her powers, run into the scene from the darkness, and get an eyeful of what has developed. “What’s…going on?” Robin asks, confused.
“WHOA!!!” Beast Boy nearly leaps out of the hot tub in shock, but manages to remain in the water. “Uh, nothing! Nothing at all!”
That answer couldn’t be further from the truth, and it only gets worst for Beast Boy, as ‘Argent’ rises up out of the water, right in front of him. The scene doesn’t have to be spelled out, especially for the true Argent, who’s now fuming.
“And what was SHE doing under the water?” She asks in a low, angered voice.
Beast Boy, feeling a bit of panic, responds the best way he knows how. “Uh…blowing bubbles?”
ZZZZZZZZBOOMPH!!!
And just like that, everything Mxy offered to Beast Boy disappears, and the Titans are left back in the darkened warehouse…and Beast Boy’s left in his boxers. Robin just shakes his head and folds his arms over his chest as he turns away from his teammate and towards Mxyzptlk. Argent, however, stares daggers right through the changeling as he rises to his feet.
“Uh…that was…a trick.” He tries to explain. “I was fooled by that Mix-Bit-Lick guy! I would never think of doing something like that to you! Never!”
Surprisingly, instead of pounding him into the ground, Argent just takes a deep breath and exhales, calming herself. “Yeah, ya right. Ya wouldn’t.”
“So…we’re good?” Beast Boy asks hopefully.
Argent answers his question by seductively walking behind the young changeling. Once in position, she grabs hold of the elastic on his boxers and delivers a SUPER MEGA ATOMIC WEDGIE!
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!”
The force of it lifts Beast Boy off his feet, as she pulls the elastic past his shoulders & neck, holding them there until they begin to show signs of ripping. She then releases her hold, dropping Beast Boy to the ground with an audible thud, before brushing her hands.
“Yeah, we’re good.” She answers with a smirk.
As she walks away, Beast Boy remains lying face down on the floor. “OK…maybe I deserved that…”
“The games are over, Mxyzptlk.” Robin tells the magical being. “Change Starfire back and leave, now!”
“Man, your head’s even thicker than your moody boss, kid.” Mxy replies. “For the last time, I’M IN CONTROL HERE! And if you don’t mind, I was having a chat with Beast Boy about…”
“I know what it was about.” Robin interrupts. “You’re trying to get Beast Boy to join your side. You tried the same thing with Kid Flash, and it won’t work. He’s not joining your team so…”
“DUDE!” Beast Boy cuts in as he rises to his feet, staring angrily at his teammate. “I can make my own decisions, you know! I don’t need you talking for me, got that!?”
Robin looks back at his friend in shock, as Mxy lets out another maniacal laugh. “THAT’S TELLING HIM, GREEN BEAN!” He shouts. “I think we’ll let the kid decide. Does he want to team with the Almighty Master? Or does he want to stay a member of kiddy Justice League?”
The impromptu ultimatum by Mxy catches Beast Boy off guard. He didn’t expect to be asked such a question and now, he’s faced with two dire choices. What decision will Beast Boy make? Will he remain with his beloved team? Or will he join Mxyzptlk and turn to the dark (and goofy) side? Tune in next time for the answer — Same Titan-time, same Titan-channel!
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