Little Orphan Annie and the Affluenza Epidemic | By : NecroNOMNOMicon Category: Comic Strips > Little Orphan Annie Views: 2072 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Author’s Note: This drabble of precisely 100 words was written for the AFF Forum’s prompts 29 November 2015 No. 226: onset, opulent, orphan
“Affluenza” is the latest “worst things to ever happen to Western Civilization,” but it’s not actually the newest. The onset of affluenza – a syndrome in which rich kids believe their parents’ money solves all problems – can be traced to Little Orphan Annie, a worldwide troublemaker financed by her guardian, Oliver “Daddy” Warbucks. She murdered her adopted sibling, Selby Adelbert Piffleberry; a crime covered up by bribery. She had an unnatural sexual relationship with her dog, Sandy. She employed Punjab to murder foes by mystical means, and traveled the world in opulent style, frequently relying on “Daddy” to bail her out.While AFF and its agents attempt to remove all illegal works from the site as quickly and thoroughly as possible, there is always the possibility that some submissions may be overlooked or dismissed in error. The AFF system includes a rigorous and complex abuse control system in order to prevent improper use of the AFF service, and we hope that its deployment indicates a good-faith effort to eliminate any illegal material on the site in a fair and unbiased manner. This abuse control system is run in accordance with the strict guidelines specified above.
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