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Joey's Sex Lessons	By : HeadHunter Category: Comics > Dennis the Menace Views: 11196 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the Comic Strip "Dennis the Menace" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership.

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CODES: 3plus, AFFO, Anal, Oral, Minor1, Fingering, Inc, M/F
SYNOPSIS: After Alice helps Joey shoot his first load of semen, he and Dennis team up on Margaret and Gina.
Dennis the Menace
Joey’s Sex Lessons
CHAPTER 1
(Mom can fix anything!)
Alice Mitchell stood at the kitchen sink, wiping down the last of the dishes when her son, Dennis barreled into the room clad in his favorite red overalls and blue-striped shirt. His constant sidekick, Joey McDonald, followed behind him.
Dennis’s pal Joey was four-and-a-half years old—a year younger than Dennis—and the curly-haired tyke was considerably shier than Alice’s tow-headed son. Whatever trouble the two got into, one could be sure that Dennis was the instigator and Joey was the loyal minion.
“Maybe Mom can help!” Dennis said to Joey as the pair entered the room.
“Hey, slow down, guys!” Alice chuckled, “What can Mom help you with?”
“Joey’s cock won’t squirt!” Dennis blurted out unabashedly.
Little Joey lowered his eyes with embarrassment. He placed his thumb in his mouth, a habit his mother had been trying to break but without much success.
Alice suppressed a giggle. “What do you mean it won’t squirt?” she asked.
“Well…” Dennis explained, “I was showin’ Joey how to jack off and, well… he can cum and all, but… nothin’ comes out!”
“Were you getting into your father’s magazines again?” Alice smirked reproachfully.
“No…” Dennis replied, pulling a stack of photos from his pocket, “We was usin’ these pitchers of you!” He showed his mother the pictures. Each one showed Alice in a series of poses ranging from mildly provocative cheesecake shots to hardcore pussy-gaping porn.
Alice smiled, “Well, I’m flattered that you were jacking off to me, but maybe the reason Joey can’t squirt yet is just because he’s young. You know, you didn’t shoot when I first started sucking you off, remember?”
Dennis thought back. It had been a whole year since his Mom had given him his first blowjob and he couldn’t recall a time when he hadn’t been able to spew a voluminous load of cum out of his oversized young cock. He shrugged, taking his mother at her word.
“I guess so.” he said, “But you finally got me squirtin’ right?”
“Boy, did I ever!” Alice said with a chuckle, “But your cock is pretty… special! It’s a lot more developed than most kids your age!”
“Maybe Joey’s cock is special too!” Dennis suggested, “It’s almost as big as mine!”
Alice raised an eyebrow. Her own son’s cock reached a full half-foot when excited and she could hardly imagine what it would measure when it got full grown! Another prodigiously endowed preschooler would be too good to be true! She simply had to investigate Dennis’s allegation first hand.
“Really?” she asked, “Joey… may I see your penis?”
“Okay!” the young lad smiled bashfully, pulling down his shorts and underpants to reveal his flaccid cock.
Alice’s eyes widened at the sight of Joey’s pendulous prick. As Dennis had described, the little boy’s dangling dick was nearly the same size as her son’s! She dropped to her hands and knees in order to get a close-up view of Joey’s disproportionately large member.
“Wow!” Alice beamed as she grasped Joey’s drooping cock, “Let’s see how big it gets when it’s excited!” She began stroking the meaty handful of boy cock, staring in awe as she watched the four-and-a-half year old lad’s penis expand to a full six inches in length.
“My goodness!” Alice blushed, “Your cock is as big as Dennis’s!”
“Uh-huh.” Joey nodded, “But it won’t shoot cum like Dennis’s cock. Can you make it squirt, Mrs. Mitchell?”
“Mom can do it, Joey!” Dennis assured him, “Moms can fix anything!”
“Well, I do know a few tricks that might help.” Alice smiled. She lowered her mouth to Joey’s balls, taking the boy’s entire scrotum into her mouth. Joey moaned with pleasure as his marble-sized testicles broiled in the sweltering heat of the blonde’s sucking mouth.
Alice began to suck at Joey’s ball sac, rolling the youngster’s unripe testicles inside her mouth. She could feel the tiny orbs begin to react, swelling slightly as she sucked harder at the delicate organs. She spit out Joey’s balls and moistened a finger in her mouth.
“Let’s try a little prostate massage!” she smiled, reaching behind Joey’s ass and inching her finger into his tight little bunghole.
“Ooo!” Joey cooed, “That feels good, Mrs. Mitchell!”
Alice engulfed Joey’s cock with her mouth, sucking at his raging young hard-on as she pumped her finger in and out of his tightly puckered anus. Alice could feel the veins of the youngster’s swollen cock begin to throb in her mouth. Obviously her oral ministrations were having a definite effect on the boy’s rigid organ.
Joey began humping back and forth, fucking in and out of Alice’s face. He sped up his thrusts as Alice sucked harder, her cheeks hollowing as she endeavored to elicit the first load of tangy semen from Joey’s virginal balls.
Alice felt the young boy begin to tremble, his testicles quivered as they dry-fired into her sucking mouth. Suddenly she thrust her finger into Joey’s asshole, burying the wriggling digit to the knuckle inside his hot humid rectum.
“Wow!” Joey exclaimed as he drove his cock forward, unleashing his first blast of hot gooey cum into Alice’s sucking mouth.
Alice felt her mouth fill with Joey’s salty sweet semen. She had managed to suck out the first tasty load of jizz from the youngster’s pumping orbs and she intended on downing every succulent drop of the preschooler’s thick seed. Her mouth overfilled with the flood of Joey’s scalding sperm and she swallowed down the entire mouthful, a pearly trickle of syrupy liquid drooling from the corner of her mouth.
“Yay!” Dennis cheered as he saw the creamy rivulet of jizz dribble from his mother’s lips, “You made Joey shoot cum! I told ya, Joey! Mom’s can do anything!”
“They s-sure can!” Joey stammered as his orgasm subsided. His spewing cock shot a final burst of glutinous jizz into Alice’s mouth and she gulped it down hungrily. Joey slid his cock from the mouth of his best friend’s mother, her lips stripping the gluey semen from his young cock.
Alice rose to her feet, licking the traces of Joey’s first load from her lips. “Well, now that you can squirt cum, what are you going to do now?”
“I dunno.” Joey shrugged, turning to Dennis for guidance.
“I’m gonna show you how to fuck, is what we’re gonna do!” Dennis suggested, “We can go find Margaret and Gina and get us some pussy!”
“B-but I don’t know how to fuck, Dennis!” Joey said shyly, “What if I don’t do it right?”
Alice stroked her chin thoughtfully, “Hmm… You know, Dennis, maybe we could show Joey what to do. I could give him his first taste of pussy, that way he won’t be so inexperienced when he fucks Margaret and Gina!”
“Okay.” Dennis nodded, “Sounds like a good idea!”
“Y-you mean I can fuck your mom, Dennis?” Joey asked in disbelief.
“Sure!” Dennis grinned, “Why not! She taught me how to fuck!”
Alice stripped off her panties and knelt down again on all fours. She flipped up her skirt, exposing her bare bottom to the two boys. “You show him what to do, Dennis!” she smiled at her son.
Dennis pried open his mother’s puffy outer labia, revealing the salmon-pink petals of her inner cunt lips. “That’s the hole you put your cock in, Joey!” Dennis instructed, wiggling his finger into his mother’s steamy wet vagina.
Joey nodded, taking his position behind Alice’s upraised bottom and timidly placing his bulbous cock head at the mouth of her dewy cunt. “Then I just pump it in and out?” he asked curiously.
“Yep!” Dennis nodded, “Just keep fuckin’ till you shoot your load inside her! That’s all there is to it!”
“Mm-kay!” Joey muttered as he slid the flared head of his cock into Alice’s seething cunt. He shoved his hips forward hard, burying his cock to the hilt inside the woman’s simmering pussy.
“Oof!” Alice grunted as the young lad slammed forward, knocking the breath out of her with his first powerful lunge. She grinned, impressed at the young virgin’s enthusiasm. For a boy who hadn’t even shot a load of semen before today, he was certainly catching on to the art of fucking!
Alice’s body rocked back and forth as Joey stood behind her, hammering at her wet blistering snatch with his iron-hard cock. “Damn, Joey!” Alice grinned, “You sure are a fast learner! Now, fuck that pussy harder… you’re about to make me cum!”
“Yeah, Joey!” Dennis cheered the lad on, “Make Mom’s pussy ’splode with your cock!”
Joey increased his already furious pace, his little hips a blur as he rammed his rigid cock in and out of Alice’s hot sloppy cunt. Joey felt a tingle in his balls as his orgasm approached and he braced for the sudden flux of gooey semen that would soon shoot thru his swollen shaft.
Suddenly Alice’s body convulsed in a bone-shaking climax as little Joey’s frantically pounding penis pushed her seething cunt over the edge of ecstasy. She felt Joey’s cock erupt inside her, blasting thick searing loads of cum into her waiting pussy.
“Oh, fuck!” Alice screamed, “Fill me up, you little motherfucker!”
Joey gripped Alice’s asscheeks, using the plump fleshy globes for leverage as he slammed his cock to the hilt inside her sizzling snatch. His balls continued to empty their viscous payload into Alice’s clenching twat until the spurts of the boy’s cock dwindled to a trickle.
Joey relaxed his grip, drawing back and sliding his slimy cock from Alice’s steamy cunt. “Gee, Mrs. Mitchell!” he beamed, “That was fun! Did I do good?”
Alice sat down on the floor, her rubbery knees too weak from her recent orgasm. She glanced down at her drooling cunt. The gaping pink hole oozed a puddle of warm semen on the floor and she dipped her finger into the congealing cream, then sucked it from her fingertip.
“You were fantastic!” she smiled, “I don’t think you have anything to worry about when it comes to fucking! As a matter of fact… I think I’ll call up Margaret and Gina’s folks and ask if the girls can come over and ‘play’ with you guys!”
“Yeah!” Dennis chortled, “Fuck play!”
Alice winked at her son, “I think I’ll leave the fucking part out!” she grinned, “Their parents don’t need to know the details! But I can assure them that their daughters will be having loads of fun!”
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