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Of horns and pails
By : TheLemonAlchemist
Category: Web Comics > Homestuck
Views: 4092 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HOMESTUCK OR ANY OF THE CANON CHARACTERS, I ONLY OWN THE STORIES, I DO NOT MAKE ANY MONEY OFF OF THEM - Chapter List
You had started out by asking the one troll you thought would give you an answer...Kanaya, but she simply blushed and said it was a private and quite intimate question you were asking.
This only intrigued you more, so you went to someone who you figured would be blunt about it...Vriska, but even she just laughed and told you to " Give details when you find out :::; )"
You knew you had to find SOMEONE to tell you, or at least give you clues, this question was killing you! John and the other humans knew just about as much as you did; they said none of the trolls would tell them either, and John recalled when he asked Karkat and it just ended in a long drawn out angry rant from the nubby troll.
Sighing, you laid your head down on the desk, why was everyone so tight lipped about the subject? Suddenly you heard your pesterchum ding, looking up, you were greeted by a message from one of the trolls.
-gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling chumHandle [CH] at 10:30-
GC: SO 1 H34RD YOU W3R3 CUR1OUS 4BOUT HORNS :]
CH: You heard correctly my scent inclined friend
GC: W3LL 1 CAN T3LL YOU 4BOUT TH3M
GC: FOR 4 PR1C3
CH: And that price is?
GC: YOU G1V3 M3 4NSW3RS TO QU3ST1ONS 1 M4Y H4V3 ON TH3 SUBJ3CT 4FT3RW4RDS :]
CH: You don't know it all already? You are a troll after all.
GC: NO
GC: TROLLS T3ND TO K33P 1NFORM4T1ON 4BOUT TH31R HORNS TO TH3MS3LV3S
GC: UNL3SS YOUR3 TH31R M4TESPR1T3 :/
CH: Oh! Ok well deal!
GC: :]! H3H3H3 OK W3LL 4LL 1 CAN T3LL YOU R34LLY 1S TH4T TROLL HORNS 4R3 V3RY S3NS1T1V3 4ND ST1MUL4T1NG ;]
CH: O.O Oh
GC: BUT 1 H4V3 H34RD TH3 4MOUNT OF S3NS1T1V1TY D3P3NDS ON TH3 TROLL
GC: 4LSO WH4T TH3Y FIND ST1MUL4T1NG D3P3NDS ON TH3 TROLL
CH: O/O
GC: H3H3H3 NO BLUSH1NG (y/n) NOW YOU MUST GO G4TH3R 1NFORM4T1ON FOR M3 ;]
CH: Wait, I didn't know it was going to be this...well...Kanaya did say it was intimate .
GC: W3LL TH4TS JUST TH3 W4Y TH3 CO1N F4LLS
GC: 1LL T4LK TO YOU WH3N YOU G3T SOM3 1NFORM4T1ON FOR M3 BY3 H3H3H3 :]
-gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling chumHandle [CH] at 10:35-
You could practically hear Terezi laughing on the other end, man, what did you get yourself into? Well you guess you kinda asked for it...And kinda knew in a way...After all the way the trolls would blush and say that it was a private matter...
Your thoughts drifted to your crush; yes it was true, you were furiously flushed for a troll. Really the only reason you wanted to know about the trolls horns was because of him...You wondered if...If perhaps...He could be your test subject?
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