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Not So Funny	By : E307 Category: DC Verse Comics > Teen Titans Views: 3626 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Not so Funny
By E-307

Disclaimer: The characters featured in this story are property of DC Comics. I don’t own them at all…I’m just borrowing them for this little story.
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“Ya know what I heard?” Kid Flash asked, vanishing twice from the spot where he stood. Robin glanced at him before turning his gaze back to Dr. Light being loaded into an armored police van. Both members of the Titans had foiled the doctor’s attempted robbery and stuck around until they were sure the police had the villain secured. A crowd of observers had gather and were watching the scene from beyond the police tape. When Robin didn’t answer, Kid Flash went on.

“I heard that Wally and Dick got hit with some weird pollen stuff and then they ended up having sex with each other,” Kid Flash said with a grin. Robin looked over at him and arched an eyebrow.

“They what?” he asked. His companion nodded quickly, vanishing from place once before answering.

“The pollen stuff made them have sex, twice!” Kid Flash said enthusiastically. “Isn’t that funny?” he asked before bursting out in laughter. Robin had to agree, it was somewhat funny. He laughed quietly before containing it and restraining it to a small smirk.

“Yeah, that is kinda funny,” Robin responded as Kid Flash continued to laugh. Unknown to either of them, a blonde woman in the crowd had heard their conversation. Lips that had been coated in black lipstick curled up to form a sinister smile. The woman hiked the collar of her coat up and turned to leave the area.

A few days later, Robin was sitting back on a couch in Titans HQ and reading a book. It was a quiet day, with nothing that required the Titans’ attention and no word of anything happening back home, the young heroes were relaxing. Most of them had gone off to various locations, but Robin had decided to stay behind and keep an eye on things. The third young man to wear the Robin uniform was just finishing the last page of his book when a yellow blur rushed through the room.

“Hey, Tim!” Kid Flash exclaimed as he jumped onto the couch next to his teammate.

“You’re back early,” Tim Drake commented, setting his book down. Bart Allen pulled his mask off and smiled at his teammate.

“I got bored. Nothing was going on so I came back here,” the speedster explained. Tim nodded and glanced at his friend’s hand. He was about to ask what the young hero was holding but Bart started talking. He held up a dozen flowers and shook them towards Tim.

“I stopped some lady from being mugged on the way here and she gave me these flowers. Seems kinda weird. I told her that she didn’t need to but she insisted so we have flowers here now. They smell good, though,” Bart commented and inhaled the scent of the flowers before thrusting them in Tim’s direction again. “Smell ‘em.”

Tim shrugged and inhaled the sweet scent of the flowers. He sneezed suddenly and shook his head. He had expected to hear something from Bart after his sneeze, being used to the speedster trying to speak faster than everyone’s sneezes but when he didn’t, Tim looked over at the young hero.

Bart was breathing heavily, eyes closed, and face flushed. Tim moved to reach for his teammate to try and find out what was wrong with him when he felt his own face start to get very hot. He felt his own breathing increase as the heat became too much for him to keep his mask on. Once the mask was off, Tim blinked a few times. He looked over at Bart again and the feeling of concern was replaced with the urge to kiss him.

Tim fought the urge for a moment, trying to tell himself that there was something wrong and that they needed to get to the infirmary but he lost the battle. The black haired hero reached over and pulled Bart close. Gold eyes opened slowly to look into blue before lips pressed together. The contact only lasted for a few second before both heroes pulled back and stared into one another’s eyes again. It wasn’t enough.

Tim reached around Bart and pulled him in closer again. The speedster opened his mouth slightly to gasp and Tim’s tongue pushed past his lips. The black haired hero was searching out every crevice and corner of Bart’s mouth, wanting to taste him more. Tim’s search was cut short when Bart’ tongue began to push against his own. Before the speedster could force his way into Tim’s mouth, they had to break apart to breath.

“Too many clothes,” Bart whined. Tim smirked and pushed Bart back. Before Time could even get his cape off, half of Bart’s uniform flew past him. When he’d removed the top of his uniform, Tim saw Bart sitting on the couch in just a tiny pair of black briefs. They were gone in seconds and the speedster’s hands joined Tim’s to pull off the rest of his uniform. Soon, Tim was left in nothing but a black jockstrap. His erection strained against the fabric almost painfully. Bart wasted no time and started to pull the garment off of his friend. Before he was able to do as he wanted, Bart was flipped over onto his back on the couch.

Blue eyes looked down into gold ones, lust reflected in both. Tim began to assault Bart’s neck with kisses and bites. When the black haired Titan moved to the speedster’s collarbone, pleasured whimpers began coming from Bart. As his hands moved to rub Bart’s upper chest, occasionally catching and squeezing one of his nipples, Tim slid down to the soft hairs that rested above the young hero’s hard cock. He tugged on the hairs with his teeth gently before grabbing hold of his friend’s member. The black haired teen lapped at the pre-come that had gathered at the tip of Bart’s cock before taking the head into his mouth and applying a light suction.

Nimble fingers tangled in dark hair as Tim started to take more of Bart’s cock into his mouth. Once he reached the bottom, Tim began to lick around the base of the length. With a cry of pleasure from the teen under him, Tim pulled up and licked around the head of his cock before plunging back down. He repeated the motion several more times, licking around the base and the head when he reached each.

Bart had an almost painful grip on Tim’s hair, head thrown back and letting out several cries of pleasure. When two of Tim’s fingers snaked their way up press against his lips, Bart sucked them into his mouth. The fingers were only left there long enough to be covered in saliva. Tim pulled them from Bart’s mouth and moved them down. The speedster was too distracted by the blowjob he was receiving to notice the slick finger circling his entrance. Tim pushed the finger inside slowly, bringing a hiss out of Bart. Tim paused to allow Bart time to adjust to the invasion before pushing in further. When the speedster was used to the finger inside him, Tim started to push in a second.

Bart let out a gasp at the feeling of the second finger joining the first. He had expected it to be painful like the first had been but he instead felt pleasure. When Tim began to thrust the fingers in and out of him, Bart let out a moan. Tim continued to suck and lick Bart’s cock, starting to curl and twist his fingers inside the other teen. He found what he was looking for and almost gagged when Bart’s hips snapped up. The young speedster fell back onto the couch, another moan issuing from his mouth. Tim increased the pace of suction and began to rub against the bundle of nerves inside the boy.

Bart wasn’t able to hold back under such treatment and came with yell of pleasure, pressing down on Tim’s head and tightening around his fingers. The black haired teen swallowed as much come as he could before freeing himself from Bart’s grasp. He removed his fingers from the speedster’s hole and scooped up some of the come that was still leaking from the teen’s semi-hard member. He reached down and gave his own member a few pumps before sliding up and positioning himself at the teen’s entrance. He smiled at Bart and swooped in for a kiss. Bart threw his arms around Tim’s neck and tasted himself fresh in his teammate’s mouth.

A groan passed into Tim’s mouth when the black haired teen pushed his cock into Bart. He didn’t stop until he was fully seated, both Titans breathless from the action. When Bart started to rock his hips against Tim’s, the third Robin flipped them over so that he was sitting on the couch and Bart was looking down at him. He gripped thin hips and lifted the teen until only the head of his cock remained inside him. Tim smirked and forced Bart down hard. He repeated the action twice more before Bart braced his legs on the couch on either side of Tim. He leaned down and brushed his lips across Tim’s before leaning back and starting to bounce on his friend’s hard member.

It was Tim’s turn to groan in pleasure, his hands still resting on Bart’s hips but no longer controlling their motion. A loud yell from Bart reminded Tim that it was a very good thing they were alone in the building.

The golden-eyed teen arched his back again and let out another yell when Tim’s length came into contact with his prostate. He started bouncing faster, Tim reaching up to grab hold of his bobbing member. Tim started stroking his teammate in time with his bounces and it wasn’t long before the speedster’s released sprayed onto the black haired teen’s chest and stomach. Again, Bart tightened around Tim, and when the speedster fell down, the black haired Titan released inside his teammate.

As they sat in post orgasmic haze, Bart resting his head on Tim’s shoulder, their minds began to clear. When clarity returned to their minds, it hit them like a truck. They were both naked, sticky, and Tim was still deep inside Bart. Embarrassment and realization came to them.

“We just…cause of some of that weird pollen stuff, right?” Bart asked. Tim thought for a moment, becoming slightly distracted by the fact that his cock was still inside his teammate.

“Yeah, that seems to be what happened,” the third Robin responded slowly.

“Oh,” Bart said, looking down at Tim’s chest. He looked back up and flashed a half smile. “I guess it’s not that funny after all.”
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