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Random insanity

Disclaimer: I do not own the story or charcters....I do own the stupid notes my friends and I write...

Authors note: Okay, here is a little bit of a ``guide`` for my readers. *Stares into empty space* Eh, well.....Cutter=From my point of view. Scouter= My freind and torturers point of view. Nightfall= My friend and stalkers point of view.
Well then, let the insanity commemce!!!

Scouter: My wolf’s name is Bristlebush…*A tear falls from Scouter’s eye onto his face*

Cutter: Why are you saddened by such a statement? *Places hands on hips*

Scouter: What do you mean? *Wipes tear from face*

Cutter: Why are you crying?

Scouter: I’m not crying…..

Cutter: Then why do tears fall from your eyes?

Scouter: They aren’t!

Cutter: *Gives Scouter a look that plainly states, “Suuuuuurrrre.”*

Scouter: Wolfriders don’t cry…ever…

Cutter: Sure they do! If they didn’t then it would show insecurity…

Scouter: Well, I don’t.

Cutter: That is because you, my friend, are insecure!

Scouter: Hahaha, I guess…okay, Cutter. I was crying because I miss Dewshine. She just brightens my day and I miss her so much. I try to tell her that I’m sorry but she doesn’t listen….*Scouter starts to cry*

Cutter: I know how you feel but you’ll both be alright. I mean, you both cheated on each other but it was recognition! And you were both alright with it…

Scouter: I just feel so bad. I really want to be with Dewshine again…real bad!

Cutter: Then go back to her! I’m sure Tyleet will understand.

Scouter: But Dewshine is mad at me! I’m afraid that she won’t take me back…*Scouter begins to cry again*

Cutter: Dewshine is a forgiving person. She’ll take you back, but you are going to have to apologize to her.

Scouter: Remember, I tried before?

Cutter: Well, try again! And this time, no disses!

Scouter: Will you help me?

Cutter: I might as well.

Scouter: OH THANK YOU, CUTTER!!! *Scouter jumps up and hugs Cutter*

Cutter: Easy! Only Skywise and Rayek have that right. *Smiles slyly*

Scouter: Okay…sorry…*Scouter stops hugging Cutter*

Cutter: It’s alright…*Moves closer to Scouter*

Scouter: *Commences hugging Cutter* you’re the best, Cutter! Thank-you!

Cutter: S’alright then.

Scouter: Man, you’re great…*Scouter stops hugging Cutter* I’M GOING TO GET DEWSHINE BACK!!!

Cutter: See ya! *Waves good-bye and sighs deeply*

Scouter: * Scouter starts jumping around his part of the cave that they are standing in*

Cutter: Fare well…

Scouter: Bye!

*Nightfall comes into the note to intervene*

Nightfall: Well, well, well…now it is just like Gundam wing…GAYLORDS! Lol…*Walks up to Cutter, puts a hand on his shoulder and sighs*

Scouter: I’M NOT GAY!!! I love Dewshine! Cutter’s the one who’s gay, not me!!! GRRRR!

Cutter: Not my fault….Rayek started it!

Nightfall: Wait! What do you mean, “Rayek started it?!” You mean you really are gay, Cutter? Ah…you…EW…Redlance! *Redlance walks up* Are you gay? *Redlance stutters*

Scouter: Well…let’s just say that Rayek thought that Cutter was Leetah and—um—things got naughty from there… (Don’t ask how I know!)

Nightfall: What! You were there?! EGAD…AHHHH…Redlance? *Walks up to Redlance. Redlance walks up to Cutter and they begin to tongue-kiss each other* AHHH!!!

Scouter: No! I wasn’t there! EW! Skywise told me! And he only knows because he saw Rayek walk into Leetah’s hut! That is how I heard, I swear!

Cutter: *Mouth is released due to need of oxygen* so what? I still will stay with Leetah…whether I like it or not…

Nightfall: If you don’t love her anymore then you shouldn’t stay with her and waste her time! You should be with the one you love! *Redlance smirks at Cutter* Stop that Redlance! *Redlance announces, “I’M GAY!”* AHHHH! *Begins to shed tears of unfaithfulness*

Nightfall: GUYS! It will never work...Life is very tragic…..I am very tired, hungry, scared, concerned and unhappy….no, no…..maybe miserable…I just lost my gay/bi soul-mate…..*Kneels down in praying position* WHY! Oh, why! Ah, well…I cannot choose whom you love, Redlance!

Scouter: Oh, Nightfall…..*Scouter goes over to Nightfall and hugs her* Everything will be alright. Dewshine and I will grieve with you.

Nightfall: STOP SQUEEZING MY BREASTS…..Scouter, I know you are attracted to me in some way, but I am partially with someone!

Scouter: EW, you disgusting PIG!!! That is sick!! I LOVE DEWSHINE! ALWAYS AND FOREVER! You will only see me in your dreams! Ewwww! *Scouter moves away from Nightfall and holds Dewshine*

Cutter: I’m just gonna stand here and do nothing.

Nightfall: *Redlance walks up to Cutter and starts to make-out with him. He silently whispers to Cutter, “I love you; I know you were recognized by Leetah, but I LOVE YOU!

Scouter: EWWW! Redlance, you have a kid and it’s a part of Nightfall!

Nightfall: Oh! *Redlance stops kissing Cutter* Why must you leave me? *Redlance announces to the entire tribe that he is Gay and in love with Cutter and then pushes Cutter onto the bed and commences making-out with him* NO! *Nightfall cries out* That was our favourite position!

Scouter: EEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!! Hey, Redlance is a pimp! I hope Leetah doesn’t come in here….heheheheh….

Nightfall: At least give me a good-bye kiss….forever…*Starts to sob. Cutter walks up and gives her a kiss on the cheek and returns to—ahem, ahem—duties.* Hmmm…..Cutter seems to be enjoying this….maybe it is destiny….

Scouter: EW, (once again)! Hahahaha…..you know what I just realized? Cutter’s Redlance’s bitch! Hahahahahahaha! *Scouter cuddles up to Dewshine*

Cutter: Yeah, well.........eh.

Nightfall: It’s just like you to say something like that, Scouter! Such nonsense! *Commences sobbing*

And so Cutter and Leetah and Redlance all became lovers, although Leetah was a tad bit left out most of the time. Nightfall decided to save Leetah from being the, “Odd girl out,” And became her lover. Scouter and Dewshine lived happily ever after and Scouter bought Dewshine some earrings that looked too nice to be from the cheap old corner store that he actually bought them from.

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