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Diana’s Diary
This is a rather lame attempt at humor so don't get offended. It may be out of character (slightly) for our favorite Princess but as she hasn't resolved her sexuality yet, its open for interpretation.
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Diana’s Diary (written in Themysciran and translated for our reading pleasure.
November 10, 2003
Dear Diary:
Today is my first entry. Why I’m writing this down I have no idea but I don’t know who or where to turn to at this point. I just got back from Kasnia and could barely keep my hands out of my pants when I flew Batman back to Gotham. Damn that arrogant bastard for denying his identity when it is plain as day to someone who has seen both Bruce Wayne and Batman move. That jawline…those muscles…that voice…that firm ass under those Kevlar lined pants…Hera it makes me hot!
OK, I’m back again. That massage jet in the whirlpool is my new, best friend! I’ve just realized that I have masturbated and fantasized about that bastard three times in the past two days! It feels great but its only providing temporary relief for a larger problem. Sometimes I just want to beat that arrogant smirk off his face, then he’ll surprise me with a gesture of kindness which makes me want him that much more! My latest fantasy seems to center on him tying me up with my own lasso in a four-poster bed. What does it all mean? I would go to J’onn for some help but I think he’s got better things to do.
November 17, 2003
Dear Diary:
I’ve been reading a lot about masturbation these past few days, as well as certain dominance/submission fantasies and I’m even more confused. Most of the books say that masturbation is a healthy outlet for a woman’s sexuality. Fine, but it doesn’t say anything about me wanting to take his smug little face and make him beg for me everytime I see him. I’ve started avoiding taking missions with him as I’m afraid he’ll notice the steam coming out of my star-spangled panties! What should I do?
November 24, 2003
Dear Diary:
Shayera is no help! I asked her about creative ways to vent sexual frustration and she asked me if I wanted to borrow her mace! At least she said to use the narrow end of the handle but I declined. I’m never going to be able to look at that mace the same way again!
December 1, 2003
Dear Diary:
Today was the most embarrassing day of my life! Batman asked if I wanted to spar in the training room. We agreed to spar under the condition that I would not use my meta-powers if he took off the utility belt. It all started fine but he started wearing me down with his weight advantage and certain martial arts techniques with which I’m not familiar. He was winning the match but I got angry and started ripping his suit to shreds until he was left with only his little boxing shorts (Hera, those were hot!).
If I had stopped there it would have been defensible but then I saw the sweat running down that sculpted chest of his and well, I threw him down on the mat and licked the sweat off his chest! What was I thinking? He let me do it for awhile but when I got down to his navel I was going to keep heading right on south but he stopped me cold! I was so embarrassed that I got up and ran out of the room before we could speak about it. What should I do?
December 8, 2003
Dear Diary:
This week has been a ride to the Gates of Tartarus and back! The first few days after what I will now call “the gym incident” were terrible. I thought the rest of the team would have found out about my predilection for Bat-sweat, but he disappeared for a few days until taking his turn on Monitor Duty last night. Things were quiet so I thought I would take him an Iced Mocha as a sort of peace offering but the arrogant bastard just wouldn’t let me forget about the gym incident. In fact, after I started drinking my own, he teased me about “preferring other kinds of drinks.” Can you believe the nerve?
Anyway, I couldn’t help myself and I replied “I’d bottle the Bat-Sweat if I could, but it doesn’t appear to get the job done.” He gave me one of those stupid Bat-glares that he thinks is so effective and then I said “Do you have a problem?” and he said “Yeah, you!”
I was about to knock that little smirk off his face like I’ve fantasized about so many times but I think I’ll forego that particular plan of action because he surprised me, as he done so often, by throwing me down in the Monitoring Chair. He started kissing me, then he pulled off my uniform and well, he fucked my brains out right after that! Hera, and I thought the statue of David was well-endowed!
This was the first night in a week where I could forego an appointment with a certain massage jet in the whirlpool!
December 11, 2003
Dear Diary:
I feel so used! It’s been two days since that piece of Gotham trash had his way with me in the Monitor Chair and now what? No flowers! No cards! No phone-call! Nothing! I had just lost my virginity to that piece of trash when the alarms started going off in the Monitor Womb. It was only a jailbreak from Arkham! Don’t they have a revolving door policy there anyway?
He just pulled up his pants (he didn’t even take off the cowl while we were doing it, which was kind of hot, but I digress here) and left me sprawled in the chair while he went off and rounded up The Riddler and Scarecrow. I called him afterwards and asked him if he was coming back to the Watchtower but he just cut me off and signed off with the usual “I’m busy” crap I’ve heard so many times!
Come back! I need some sexual healing, you Bat-Bastard!
December 18, 2003
Dear Diary:
I’m so happy! I was on Monitor Duty and nothing was happening when all of the sudden the shuttle appears with Guess-Who? Everybody else was either asleep or off the Watchtower. He walked right up to the Monitor Womb and asked me if we could do a little sparring when my shift was over. I tried to play hard to get but I gave in and even had to bribe Flash to take the last hour of my shift so I could start our “session” early.
When I walked into the gym he said “we need to talk” but I couldn’t help myself and well, I gave him a blow-job. At least that’s what I think it’s called and Great Hera, now I know why they call it a job…it’s hard work! It was fun but I think I need more practice as he kept saying “Less teeth, more tongue.”
My jaw was starting to get tired from being open for so long but then he finally came. I thought it was odd that he screamed out “I am vengeance, I am the night, I am coming!” to let me know what was about to happen. He finished off on my breasts, which I thought was odd, but who am I to judge?
Anyway, he reciprocated with his own oral pleasure for me. I’ve figured out why the ears on his cowl are so long…I almost pulled them right off!
December 25, 2003
Dear Diary:
Christmas Day has been great! I had Bat-Humpies for breakfast (that is the Power Bar of the new decade for us super-gals) when he knocked on the door at 6 a.m., then exchanged gifts with my boy-toy Dark Knight. He gave me a bottle of peanut oil and something called a “Magic-Wand” for Christmas and said I was going to have to stop using the jet in the whirlpool… something about the PH of the water getting out of whack all the time. I told him that as long as he keeps up his sparring sessions with me there will be no need to sanitize any more public areas in the Watchtower. Well, except for the chair in the Monitor Room. It’s so perfect for us!
I’m not sure what the New Year will bring. He said something this morning about trying the ‘Hanging Basket’ trick with me without the basket since I can fly. I don’t know what he’s got in mind but I’m willing to try anything with my boy-toy once. Happy New Year!
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